Q: how do you fit 100 jews in a car A: 3 in the back one in the passenger seat and 96 in the ash tray

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What's better than winning the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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She likes her sex like she likes her penises. Without a woman.

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what is the diference between my left tit and my right tit .... my right one was cut off because of breast cancer

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1:Your reading my text. 2:Your wondering what the point is. 3:Your getting angry. 5:Your going to click thumbs down. 6:But wait! You didn't realize that there was no number 4. 7:Your checking it. 9:Your smiling. 10:Your smiling so much you forgot to check for number 8. 11:Your checking it. 12:Jokes on you.

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Q: a man in a camry runs over his wife. who's fault is it? A: toyota and their breaks.

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Hello.

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Wanna hear a joke? Women's Basketball

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why did the T-Rex eat the other dinosaur? Because it is a carnivorous animal.

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I Never apologize, I'm sorry, that's just me

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knock knock... whos there? NOT BIN LADEN!

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Based on every event that ever happened on Earth, where is a terrorist most likely to plant a bomb? Site B. Many more people play CS:GO than attempt to bomb any real-world location. Site A is a close second.

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How do you tell the difference between Lila and derrek ashmore? Oh wait they both have vaginas

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A couple arrive at a Halloween party for nudists. Then they enjoy the themed decor and food.

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What computer sings the best? A Dell? No a Mac, because they are the superior computer.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Hitler, time to shower!

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what's the square root of pi? nothing. why would you add roots to pie, how gross.

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Q: Why did the man have sex with Amanda Seyfried? A: Are you kidding me?

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Q: How do you make a plumber cry? A: Murder his family

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Why did the boy fall of his BMX? Because someone threw a dish-washer at him.

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I always used bra`s so I guess you know, nice I guess. Can you please stop it? I like know I am telling but my mind wont like accept it, and I would just like to shut off the laptop, but I want to keep chatting with you for just a bit more.

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Who is a pussy ass bitch and is and has a chode? - Jeff Misner

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What did the racist southerner say to the snide lawyer? "I have AIDS."

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What's black, white, and red all over? An interracial couple that got hit by a bus.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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