- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Who's there Isabelle Isabelle who? Is-a-bell necessary on a bike

Why did the mexican immigrant have no friends? He lacked social skills and was unfamiliar with American mannerism's.

your mom is so ugly that she was made fun of in highschool so much that she now has social issues and a fear of close relationships which is why she left you and your father at age 5

If you give a hobo a stick he might poke u with it

Why is the bowler right handed? He has no left hand.

Why did the small child cry? He was forced to dig his own grave at gunpoint.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To mutilate the body of a dead Jewish girl that lay on the other side. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Q: What should you do when life gives you lemons? A: Life would never really give you lemons...

Why did the student fail his test? Because he has AIDS darragh hamilton

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

There were two chippendales in a bar - what were their nicknames? Chip and Dale

What's worse then three frogs playing leap frog? Nothing that would be awesome

Whats black, white, and red all over? a dead panda.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Screwing in a lightbulb is a simple, menial task, and the fact that the man was a Jew is irrelevant.

your momma's so stupid, she starved to death in a supermarket i probably would too...considering all the good shit needs to be cooked

Why did the black guy not like oreos? because he is a very health concious person and knowes that too much of a bad thing can make you fat.

What do u call a bunch of white dudes siting on a bench ......the NBA

roses are red violets are blue I lost my dog to typhoid it was an unfortunate case of bed luck

What do you get when someone tells you an anti joke? An anti joke.

What do you call a man with no friends? Terry

A man walks into a bar

What did the man say to his dead wife? "I'm Blind."

What's worse than requesting a three-some to your in-laws? Forgetting to suggest that they me too fragile and disabled, resulting in one of their limbs breaking.

What do you call a joke that isn't funny? A joke that isn't funny.

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