- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken taunt the opposing team? To get to the other side.

How do you make an ugly person not ugly? Put a bag over their head. With,, a smiley face.

What do you call a plane in shining armor? A knight flight.

Roses are Red Violets are blue I am an onlince predator Post your address in the comment EJ

What do Helen Keller and Beethoven have in common? They both died wondering what the hell their last words were.

Why didn't little Billy cross the road? He was dead.

are you MC Donald's because I'm lovin' it!

Why did the chicken cross the road? He has to on his commute to work. He is a taxpaying citizen who does his 8-5 job to try and cut out a decent living for his wife and kids, so stop questioning the route that he takes to get to work.

What do you call a black woman working at a bar? A Bartender. What do you call an asian woman working at a bar? A Bartender.

Whats worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? Having a Hippo give you head.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? It depends on their painting skills.

2 drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. Bu dum, cshhhh.

knock knock WHO'S THERE?! ARE YOU A SEX CRIMINAL?! NO ONE WANTS TO DO THAT TO YOU MUM!

How hot was the blonde considering she was in Africa for the first time and it was 103 degrees, very

whats worse that finding your having sex with your long lost sister? having sex with your long lost brother

Q:Why do you never run over black guy on a bicycle A: Because that is not a very nice thing to do

How do you make a baby crawl in circles? Nail its hand to the floor. How do you make a baby stop crawling? Nail the other one to the floor.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead! Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was attatched to the monkey! Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? .....................peer pressure

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis

A man is boarding a plane. The attendant asks if he has a passport. The man says no, and leaves.

Why didnt santa leave presents under the tree? Because santa doesnt exist.

So a blond, a brunette, a ninja, a pirate, a priest, a rabbi, a mathematician and an engineer all walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What, is this some kind of joke?"

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi all walk into a bar and ask the bartender for a drink, but in response the bartender politely points out that there are probably people in need of their assistance at their respective place of warship.

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