Knock knock Whos there Bill O hey bill

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How many athiests does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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What do you call a man with multiple sexual partners? Well, first you strongly urge him to get tested for any contagious and potentially dangerous STD's that could have been transmitted from one partner's genitalia to another person's genitalia which could have very well been he himself. They could be life threatening. Oh, and call him by his first name.

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What did one computer say to the other? 01001111 01100010 01110110 01101001 01101111 01110101 01110011 0100000 01100010 01101001 01101110 01100001 01110010 01111001 0100000 01101001 01110011 0100000 01101111 01100010 01110110 01101001 01101111 01110101 01110011

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Three fish swim into a bar. The first one says "blub blub blub". The second one says "blub blub blub". The third one says "I'm not a fish I'm a human". What does the bartender say? Answer = Ayy Llmao _George_Bush_

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lol i'm going to hell for laughing at this shit

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What did the retarded kid get for chrismas? Nothing the orphanage could not afford to give presents to all of the retarded children

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why was the woman in the kitchen? because societal standards placed her in such a situation

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My girlfriend told me I couldn't satisfy her sexually. I told her she was beautiful and gave her flowers.

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Q: Why did Grandma fall down the stairs? A: Because she had a brain hammerage

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what do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night and see your tv floating thats odd.

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An animal entered my house tonight ! It could only be one thing : A bear or a dog.

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whos gay and sits next to me? Griffen in my architecture class

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

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TOFFEES HEAD LYING IN THE GRASS

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so a unicorn walks into a bar... and then i woke up

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Whats funnier than Dane Cook. The Holocaust.

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Doctor: I got bad news and worse news Patient: Whats the bad news? Doctor: You have 24 hours to live Patient: Whats the worse news? Doctor: Your mom died this morning

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how do you get an A in a class? idk never got on.

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle.

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i like my coffee like i like my women. without a penis.

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Your mother is so fat that she has a very big butt and large breasts, which is quite attractive to some men, especially if they are open-minded.

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Knock knock Who's there? The Gestapo. Get in the van.

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What was a hard time for people? the great depression

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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