- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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This one time, at band camp, I played the trumpet.

i was gunna write a joke..but i took an arrow to me knee.

Whats Funnier than a clown? Woman's Basketball.

What's the difference between a bench and a black guy? A bench can support a family

someone called someone else a frog

Q. Why was the little boy sad? A. He had a frog stapled to his face.

Why do black people have nightmares? Because we killed the only one with a dream.

Knock Knock........wait there cars gone, I'll come back later

Then none of us want to be right.

you know its foggy outside when you step outside and its foggy outside.

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What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot.

how do you turn your dishwasher into a garbage disposal? make her take out the trash.

Q: What did the Mexican say to the other Mexican? A: To get to the other side.

Q: Whats metal and shiny? A: You're lame childhood accomplishments.

So a guy says to his dog "hey man when you piss in the toilet can you please flush, just because I don't like to look at your pee." then the dog sits back and says "...woof !!"

B==========D-------------------------- im pissin man! god!

Wht did noah7262 cross the road? to abandon his friends and play Modern Warfare 3 on xbox live. asshole.

What do you call a terrible Therapist that shoots coke up his nose? Sickman, Sickman Fraud.

What did the black guy say after coming home from school? "I just got home from school."

What's better than rape? Consensual sex.

Why Do cats purr when you pet them? I'm actually asking a question there I don't know why.

What did the black man say tovtye chinese man? Hello sir how are you today?

What moos like a cow? Another cow

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