what do you get when you cross an elephant with a lake? swimming trunks.

I'd love to submit an anti joke, but unfortunatley I don't own a computer.

Micheal Jackson walks into a bar

TOFFEES HEAD LYING IN THE GRASS

Kevin Spacey is Kaiser Solze

Why was six afraid of seven? Because six cheated on seven and slept with nine.

Whats green and gets you really high? A green airplane

What could be worse than a giant paint bubble? The Holocaust.

A black man walks into a store and buys a gun based upon the increasing crime rate in his area. He stops for lunch and heads home.

Josh, this is your mother. I was wondering if you wanted me to bring my lube and strapon to bed tonight. Wait never mind about the strapon because i have my dick to use.

Why was the woman on video chat? She was videochatting with her husband, he was out of town.

Roses are red Roses are also white and Violets are Violet not blue. Also I'm a realist and your grandmother is going to die soon

Knock Knock! Who's there? Reclu. Reclu who? Recluse Spider.

Justin Beiber has fame, his own bodyguards, he has performed many shows and has everyone's attention. What do you have? A penis.

What did the coat say to the dog? Nothing, the coat was inanimate

Roses are red Violets are victorious 2 in a chamber Mr pistorius

Why Did the man Commit suicide? His body used cellular respiration to make ATP (A form of energy) and his body used it to send electrical signals to his index finger to pull the trigger on his .357 Magnum, thus putting a bullet through the soft tissue in his brain causing his body to shut down Imediately!

Q. what do you call mexican stoners A. baked beans

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun...

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer. And a free haircut.

How do you make a plumber cry? I'm sorry but our princess is in another castle.

How do you get Helen Keller to keep a secret? You politely ask her not to tell anyone.

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if I had sex with your mother

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