Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, I was asking you.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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why girl die cancer

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What word starts with N and ends with R that you never want to call a black person? Neighbor.

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What do a black man and a cop have in common? They are both not cabbages.

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What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

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Jimmy is at a movie ? He's with a gay boy

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I FEEL LIKE I'M RIDING ON A CLOUD actually it's physically impossible to ride on clouds because they are sparsely situated ice particles.

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Q: What do you call a colour blind person that smells like green paint? A: A painter

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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why did the girl slap joe? he had a boner.

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Knock Knock Who's there? You know you really should have a safer way of finding out who is really on the other side. Now a days it's just not safe to ask, "who's there". I mean it could have been, Milkman, Plummer, or worst a Land Shark!

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 beat the crap out of 8.

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What did one prostitute say to the other prostitute? I'm dying of AIDS

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a blond readhead and a brunnett were driving to Miami, they saw a sign for next exit Miami, turned off the exit went to the beach did some shopping and all had a great time together.

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What do you get when you hit a kid with a hockeystick? arrested.

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What do you call a dog that acts like a cat, likes to pretend he's human, and whose name is "Moose"? A dog. His personality traits have no effect on the changing of his species.

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What Do You Call a Hawk in Virginia? A Hawk What Do you Call a Hawk that lives in Virginia? Virginan Hawk

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what do all elephants have in common? they are all monkeys

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Why was Timmy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face

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Yo mamma so fat when I searched her on the internet, I got 28,000,000 results

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What sucks more than being married? Being shot in both kneecaps

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What do you call a cow without legs? Disabled.

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Why did Obama cross the road? Oh, wait, he didn't make it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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