- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An asian and white guy walk into a bar, the white man says to the asian "Do I know you from somewhere?" The asian says. "Yes, I used to go to college with you." The white man remebers him, and they catch up on life.

Q: What do you get when you cross Rebecca Black and a day of the week. A: a stupid song called FRIDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Care to fill in some of the etc etc`s for me? Its not like we are complete strangers one to another either, you and I I mean, I feel pretty secure around you.

whats the difference between an orange and a dead baby? one is a tasty treat and the other is an orange

What's the difference between a pizza and a baby? I don't stab pizza 47 times in the chest with a chainsaw.

A man walked in to a store and asked for four candles. The storeman brought some fork handles and placed them on the counter. The customer said "No... 'Four Candles' a rather amusing sketch performed by The Two Ronnies, a comedy double act in the 1970s."

Yo mama's so fat, she died of a mixture of obesity and type 1 diabetes.

What sucks more than being married? Being shot in both kneecaps

There are two kids playing basketball outside one kid shoots and makes it. The other youngster exclaims "nice shot!" because the other boy put the ball in the hoop from a very long distance.

your momma is so fat that she should be worried about her higher risk of heart disease, diabetes, and ugliness.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Certainly not to have its motives questioned!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the food supply was scarce

Some guy pretends to be Santa on the street. He touches a little girl and says "It's okay i'm Santa" So the pedophile Santa molestes the little girl. The little girl goes home and says that Santa touched her so the parents go looking for this guy. And then they find out he died of a heart attack.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. I cut off his leg.

What's funnier than 1 anti- joke? Two anti- jokes.

I have a dirty joke. Poop.

Two men walk into a bar. The third one ducks, as he saw the first two men previously walking into it, and it looks like it rather hurt.

Why did Hitler kill himself? He realized what he'd gotten himself into and became severely depressed

where does someone with one leg work? -no where this is a recession

Knock, knock. Who's there? "Dwane!" I don't know any Dwane. Perhaps you have the wrong address. "Oh. Sorry to have bothered you!"

monkeys that understand what people say dont understand what people say because they understand CC

Why couldn't the child with down syndrome zip up their jacket.... it was a button jacket ... you asshole

How many Japanese people does it take to make a whirlpool? - None, because they're all dead.

Kevin stinks signed Taggart. Is this how you do it!!!

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