LISTEN UP PEEPS, I'M GOING TO SHOW YOU MY PASSWORD.. just as shown on screen THIS IS IT: ******* YEP just as shown on screen

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens have 2 legs

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Asexuals aren't known for f***ing around.

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call me maybe.

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What happens when Chuck Norris and Mr. T get into a car accident? They trade insurance information.

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knock knok Who's there The police, I regret to inform you your son was killed in a horrific traffic accident

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What do you give a homeless person? Poop in a bottle.

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Q: Why didn't the bunny eat the carrot? A: The bunny didn't have any carrots. Poor bunny.

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How Dow you make a baby stop crying?? Hit it with a brick By smash45

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Girl 1- why was 6 afraid of 7? dog- ..................................(doesn't say anything because dogs can't ruff)

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In the North people say "once upon a time." What do people in the South say? "Y'all never gonna believe dis shit!"

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A: Roses are red, Violets are blue. B: Then why are they called violets? A: I NEVER NOTICED THAT!

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I SHOT SOMEBODY!!!! Said no stormtrooper ever.

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What do you call a black person who was in the U.S. army and survived WWII? A veteran, considering he fought a war and is still alive.

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Kyle grund parker coffey

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Why can't Helen Keller drive a train? Because she's blind.

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What did the confused blonde girl ask to a nearby student? Nothing. She isn't supposed to chat because it's study hall and they enforce a strict "no talking" policy.

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How do you put a baby to sleep? Snap its neck.

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what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

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What do you say to a fat guy working out congrat him and tell him he's doing a great job and keep up the work

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An early Jewish man walks into a bar where a number of stormtroopers have gathered for drinks and is taken into custody and then transported by railcar to a camp where he and other persecuted minorities are deliberately imprisoned in a relatively small space with inadequate facilities where they await their eventual mass execution.

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There once was a man from Peru Who dreamed he was eating his shoe He then shortly died in his sleep due to heart failure at the age of 81.

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Who can walk on water? Not the guy in the wheelchair.

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Q: WHAT DO YOU CALL THIS JOKE??? A: Another joke you didn't think was funny... REFRIGERATOR!! O.k. Now it's funny!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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