- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the 13 year old get into the pirate movie? He has cancer and is dying in the hospitable.

When u send someone fudge, u must send a note along with it! Roses are red Violets are blue Fudge is brown Here's some fudge

What is worse then losing your remote? Falling off a cliff landing on a sharp rock and dying slowly.

What is the best part about having sex with tweny-six year olds. There are twenty of them. ap~pac

What's small, pale blue and sits at the bottom of the pool? "An over ripe blueberry."

What is up, the color blue and has a face? the sky. there is no face.

hey hey apple

What's grey and doesn't climb trees? A car park.

Something other than a Human Being walks into a bar. The bartender then makes a rational decision about how to handle the situation.

Q: What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? A: Get in the car.

if chuck norris had 5 dollars and you had 10 dollars you would have 5 dollars more than Chuck Norris

Man sees a hot girl. The hot girl sees him. The man asks her out on a date. After five years of dating he asks for her hand in marriage. She says "No way, I'm married you horror!!!" The man cries and moves in with his mom... Two days later he commits suicide.

Q: what sport has a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench? A:the NBA

What do you call a lump on your penis? STD

Why did the man take off his pants A: because they were uncomfortable to sit in

"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "It's Dallas" "Dallas Who" James and Dallas's relashonship quickly deteriorated as Dallas realized he and James been best friends for 2 years and James doesn't even know his name.

How do you piss off a jew slash his tires

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, It's not my fault, I found you in a zoo!

kennah campion when she talks

Roses are red, violets are red, sunflowers are red, HOLY CRAP, MY GARDENS ON FIRE!

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Scream went into the bar. The bartender says," Why the long face?" "..." facepalm

knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

Why isn't this joke funny? Because it has no point.

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