Knock Knock Who's there? Sally Sally who? Haha I'm just kidding, I'm Jorge.

Q: What do you call a gay dinosaur? A: Mega-saur-ass

What happens when an alien goes out in the rain It gets wet

What's better than rape? Consensual sex.

What looks like half an Apple? The other half.

What is blue and has wheels? A disabled Smurf!

Chuck Norris farted and... several people looked around uncomfortably, not knowing how to react to the embarrassing situation.

what do all black jokes start with (look left look right)

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A plane crashes in a polish cemetery the authorities have found 2000 bodies

A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

Whats the difference between a garage full of dead babies and a garage full of money? I don't have a garage full of money

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting stabbed.

If I were in a room with you hitler, stalin, i would shoot hitler and stalin because they are horrible people.

why did the little girl scream?She was afraid of clowns and hated small cars running around a tent

laughter is the best medicine, unless you have cancer, then you will die.

What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

I wife my butt after I poop. I poop out of my penis.

What's worse than a crying baby on a trans-Atlantic flight? A hungry lion on a trans-Atlantic flight.

Q. Where do all funny jokes come from? A. The people who made them up

Did you hear about the black kid that had a gun? Yeah, it's a.20 gage that his father bought him for Christmas so that he could go hunting together

Why did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Knock Knock "Who's there?" "This is Frank from Walside Windows just wondering if you wou..." (Door Slams Shut) "Damn those people are annoying"..

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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