- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you ever had Ugandan food? Neither have they.

an american walks out of a strip club.

2 drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. Bu dum, cshhhh.

Why did Little Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Kncok Whose there? Not Sally

How do you get a blonde to stop talking? Hit her in the head with a brick.

If one train is heading North at 60 mph, na danother train is heading South at 45 mph, how many waffles are on the roof? The answer is purple, because aliens like coffee.

What happens if you drop a baby of a cliff It dies

How do you kill a baby swinging on a rope attached to a pole at 40 miles an hour? Hit it with a shovel.

Knock knock! Who's there? Your mother. Oh, hi Mom! Come in!

Why did the girl fall off the stage? Someone shot her.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to KFC and join his chicken friends to protest.

Two straight men walk into a gay bar. They quickly realize their mistake and cross the street to the tavern where they enjoy a beer and some pretzels.

Why couldn`t Sally open the jar? Because she did not have thumbs.

What do you call it when a plane crashes into a school? A terrible accident.

This sentence is a lie.

A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch"

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i remember when i was a child i wanted a skateboard but my parents would never buy me one so late one night i crept downstairs and got a hammer and some wood and i beat them to death my foster parents baught me 5 skateboards

i have a black man in my family tree. i am 25% african american among several other ethnicities.

what does a horny frog say RUBIT RUBIT

guys stop with the jewish jokes anne frainkly its getting old

What did the farmer say when he finally found his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?" Oh ya he had alzheimers.

what did the farmer say to the cow on the roof? get down.

what's funnier than a pile of dead babies? pretty much everything because dead babies aren't a laughing matter

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