what do you call an octopus with 9 tentacles? a male octopus

Knock Knock Who's there? Your mom. Just kidding, it's the pizza guy. Pizza guy who?

One,two,skip a few... five,six,seven,eight...(and so on ad infinitum)

Roses are red, and violets are freakin violet. Not blue.

A man told another,"You suck." The insulted man finished the sentence,"On juice boxes."

"Ask me if I'm a tea pot" "Are you a tea pot?" "No" Try this on your friends

knock knock whos there? your mom really? well whats she wearing a refridgerator.

What do you call a hindu that has radiation poisoned A radiatative hindu

Why did the chicken cross the road? How the hell should I know? I'm not a chicken :/

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar They are friends and continue to have a pleasant evening

How do you stop the mailman from performing his daily routes? You fill his house with blood thirsty bobcats

Why didn't Fred answer his phone? Because Fred is a tree.

There was once a really smart Hufflepuff.

Roses are Red Violets are blue I am an onlince predator Post your address in the comment EJ

How do you make a plumer sad? You kill his children.

What was pauls mum screaming? Rape

What do you call a black woman working at a bar? A Bartender. What do you call an asian woman working at a bar? A Bartender.

Brain fart

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, and so do I.

How do you get the neighborhood hoodlums to stop pushing you over in your wheelchair? Brutally murder their families in front of them.

Knock knock. Whos there? I am you dumbass im standing right next to you.

Why did the girl take a shower? Because she was dirty

what did god say when we made his first black person oops i acidenlty burnt it

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

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