- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you mix a bulldog with a shitzu? One delicious smoothie.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

Your mom goes to college. Actually, she graduated a while back!

In the movie "Sherlock Holmes". Why is Sherlock Holmes gay???? Because he was chasing "Blackwood".

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? I don't know, he couldn't open it.

Im 8 years old, sometimes I get sick, and I take medicine and it makes me feel better. My daughter has cancer.

Why did the feminist complain? that's what they do

Why was 9/11 funny? It wasnt; amny people died.

The other day I was talking to this guy... Nice guy

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was shot In the face. Why did the cow fall out of the tree it was stapled to the monkey.

what is black and is a really bad neighbor. your bad neighbor wearing a black shirt.

Whats black,white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

The stone said to tree I wanna be car the tree replied you cant be a car. Forever a stone

What did the frog say to the goat? Nothing frogs can't talk.

why aren't doughnuts square? because they are round

What do you call a 2 storied house ? A dolphin! :D

Simon: Knock Knock Alfredo: Who's there? Simon: Wire Alfredo: Wire Who SImon? Simon: Wire are you asking me this!!!!

* Are you deaf? * Yes, as I love paradoxes.

Knock knock Who's there? Boo AHHH A GHOST D:

Q: How did the black man get the white man's money? A: He walked up, politely asked if he could borrow some money, and told him he would pay him back tomorrow.

A jew walks into a bar.... He has a beer and then goes home to his family.

An Irish man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and notices he has a steering wheel stuck down the front of his pants. "Hey," he says, "What's with the steering wheel down your pants?" The Irish man looks down at it, dumbfounded. "I have absolutely no idea," he says, and removes it.

What's the difference between a guy who sees the glass half empty and a guy who sees the glass half full? The first guy is happier because his tables tip more than the second guy's.

A husband and a wife were having a conversation: Woman: Why is the baby on fire? Man: I dont know. Woman: BUY ME SHOES!!!!!!

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