Why did the guy have one shoe? Because he took one shoe off at a time

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whay did the monkey fall out of the tree? he was dead. why did the cat fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey.

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What did the girl say to the boy? You are a boy.

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Why did Jerry Sandusky rape little boys? Because his penis was hard and he needed to get his nut off quick

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Nero? You are alive? Holy shit! You are like so my hero! I love you man! I was so saddened to hear you where tortured and killed, but then I read about this "Axel Knight" and hoped it was you, it sure sounded like you! Please tell me its no joke, you are a hero around these parts, and we really miss you, honestly sir, is it true point zero has become some sort of utopia or are the painkillers making you a bit Hazy? I am Erica by the way, still with the order, but what is this about your empire?

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cerleb i wrote the one about melons!

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Her Majesty's Government of the United Kingdom of Great Britain

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whats up with the irish jokes? Honestly im not a alcoholic so all of you can go F*** yourselfs...

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What did the man say to the woman before he had sex with her? "May I have sex with you, please?"

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Q: What do you call a black person living in the United States? A: An African American.

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Why do people make jokes about cancer? Oviously to get thier ass kicked!!! -BY:KOLBY HOOKS

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Hey babe, do you like water, because I have water.

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Why was the homosexual sad? Because his parents kicked him out, it was illegal for him to be married, and he had a difficult time being accepted by the society into which he was born.

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Hey I just meet you. And this is crazy, but im a Zombie. And you looks tasty!

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What do you call a black jew? Overcooked

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Who died first the cow or the cow? The Cow

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An anti joke a day... really doesn't actually do that much

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How do you spell orange? O-R-A-N-G-E-U-D-U-M-B-A-S-S

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What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison? Wanted by the police.

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who do you call those who give this joke a thumbs down? people

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What did the Brontosaurus say to the Triceratops? Nothing. Neither of them have ever existed.

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roses are blue, violets are red. I am color blind

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a potato a chicken and a rooster ate a cat and you just wasted your time

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LISTEN UP PEEPS, I'M GOING TO SHOW YOU MY PASSWORD.. just as shown on screen THIS IS IT: ******* YEP just as shown on screen

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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