what type of cat has green feathers? a green-feathered cat.

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How do you make someone laugh? Tell them this joke.

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a man walks into a bad part of town he is shot 13 times and dies.

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knock knock who's there ... '*Opens the door slowly* SUPRISE BUTT SEX!

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How many days can a pelican whisper? Pelicans can't whisper.

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What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing, penguins haven't evolved a complex form of language.

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What did Joe do after the party? He went home.

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what did the girl say after she got hit by a bus, nothing she was dead

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Knock knock? Who's there? Not Schrodinger's cat, or is it?

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How many elbows does a Jew have? 2

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outside your comfort zone

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What do you call a man covered with cottoncandy and goes to the store and buys a jar of pickles? George

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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A man crawled up to a water fountain but fell because he had no legs

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours Stolen propety....

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple You thought I was going to steal an anti-joke didnt you squidward

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If I was in a room with Osama bin laden and george bush, and my friend. And I had a gun with two bullets, I'd shoot my friend twice.

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What did the bicycle say to the fat kid? Nothing, bikes cant talk.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? ...(No answer)

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why did the little boy fall down?? Because a terrorist shot him

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Why did the slut suck a dick? Because she's a slut.

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So three men walk into a bar and buy a round of drinks for everyone. As they do this, three kenyans die of dehydration while their families weep at their feet.

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Whats the difference between a horse and glue? Nothing

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What did the man do to the begging orphan on a cold Christmas morning? He kicked him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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