- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Im good at other things... ...like giving handshakes

question: why did the dog whine? answer: Because it wanted the freakin bone

Joke- Blah Blah Blah, punch line -LOL -Shut the hell up

What do you call a dead man walking? Someone on death row.

A moose walks into a grocery store. He goes over to a cashier and says, "On what aisle are the potates?" The cashier replies, "Aisle 4." The moose went to aisle 4 AND THERE WERE NO POTATOES!

Why can't women play poker? Because they're freaking stupid!

Knock Knock who's there? ... who's there?!?!?! ... WHO'S THERE ?!?!?!? ... stupid kids.

Ps: Its "Cain" again, just for matters of security here, how did he install power wires under the basement? How are you even able to use your computer over there?

Do you like fishsticks? Ya, me too.

what is the difference between a dead baby in a bag and a dead baby hung in the yard....the dead baby hung in the yard was shot down off the cross after being rmr'd

Q: How many dead babies can you fit in a blender? A: None. It is a sick and depraved act that is probably illegal anyway.

Whats Worse that 10 babies stapled to 1 tree? 1 Baby stapled to 10 trees

What is the difference between 1 and 2? 2 is a higher number than 1.

What happens when u poke a ghost that is standing on the edge of a building? Ghost aren't real so therefor u will fall of the edge and die

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Peer pressure _._._

A man told his wife to go make him a sandwich. She said no.

Who's on first? Garvey.

well now

A woman stopped making sandwiches.

Roses are red, Violets are glorious, Don't try to surprise Oscar Pistorius.

What's the biggest difference between white and black people? the melanin levels in their skin.

A blindman walks into a bar... then a chair, then a pole

What did one cow say to the other cow? Moo

- I got kicked out of the library today. - why? - because I put the women's rights book in the fiction section

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