A Jew walks into a bar and says drinks are on me.

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Three Arabian men are on a plane, they stand up, and shout BOMB, BOMB, BOMB! All three have Tourettes.

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Light travels faster than sound, thats why people look smart until they talk.

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Who's mean and white and really not nice? Hitler

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Rebecca Black walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender doesnt serve her because she is 12.

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Q:What's the difference ethernet a corvette and a pile of dead baby's? A:I don't have a corvette in my garage

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Alright so an elite group of Navy Seals walk into a mansion. They open fire on Osama Bin Laden and kill him.

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How do you make a boy cry? Pour hot soup on his head.

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I have read and agreed to the terms of service

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because that's where the oncologist's office is.

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Why do black people like chicken? Because it's tasty, nutritious and easy to cook.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7 ? : Because 7 8 9

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What do you call a white duck? A quacker

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What's the difference between a white guy playing basketball and a black guy playing hockey??? There is none..they hardly get playing time!!

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why did the boy drop his icecream?? he got hit by a bus

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What did the penguin say to the other penguin? Nothing, penguins don't talk.

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Do you have to be so, you know... Open about what we are gonna do and stuff? I mean I know some people here, and you are a married man and you know.

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How do you get a girls number? Grow some balls and ask for it.

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Knock Knock. Whose there? Fed-Ex, here's your new brother.

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Q: How do you win the tour defrance if you have one nut? A: Hard work and dedication.

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his kids.

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how do you upset an obese cat? you put her in dog sweaters

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roses are red orchids are black I like you best when you lye on your back

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-Whats this? -Anti-Jokes.. -Theyre not funny

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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