- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your girlfriend.

Whats worse then the Holocaust? Chlamydia.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Not Suzy" "Why?" "Because she has no arms"

Kevin+Sean sitting in a tree enjoying mcdonald's free wifi.

what is funnier than a apple? a talking apple

What happened to the mentaly challenged person is walking down the street? He pooped on the sidewalk and got escorted to his house

How did the corpse cross the road? They can't cross the road they're dead.

Why did the soccer player miss practice? He got shot in the face.

If you can cut half a rope. You can cut the whole rope.

Who didn't let the gorilla into the ballet? The people who were in charge of that decision.

Why was the boy crying in public with no clothes on? Because he had no clothes on in public.

Q: why do orphans always go hard? A: because the can never go home.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas?? - Cancer

Where was susie after the explosion? Everywhere

my brother yells at me for singing in the shower so i scream "how can you hate from outside the tub when you cant even get in?"

So, would you like provolone or mozzarella with that? Yes.

Why did Wiggy fall into the toilet? Wiggy was the name of his turd.

So I said to the man "That's no banana, thats my wife!"

Do you know any anti-jokes. Yeah, I do. It's a bit pointless though.

Knock knock. Who's there? The IRS, please get out of the way.

Why did they bury the fireman at the side of the hill? Because he was dead

A polar bear and a seal are sitting on an ice floe. The polar bear looks at the seal and says, "RAWRRRRRRRRRGGG" and then kills and eats him.

what's white, sits around all day, and sucks on tits? a baby.

Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

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