- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the boy fall to the ground? He was struck by lightning

S + B + B = SB fuckin' B

Roses are red , Violets are blue You little dumb ass bitch Ain't fuckin' with yoouuuuuu

A Jew and a Muslim walk into a bar. They end up getting into a heated argument. After about an hour of back and forth they decide that each person has a valid point, agree to disagree, and go about there business.

What is the best part about being in bed with twenty eight year olds? There are twenty of them

What's worse than leaving the maternity ward with the wrong child? Being a parent.

What's the square root of yo mama? That which when multiplied by itself equals yo mama.

Q:If quizes are, "guizicles," then what are tests? A:Who calls quizes, "quizicles?"

Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems nice tits

How can you tell if your wife is dead? The sex is the same but the dishes pile up.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares...he didn't make it anyways..

What did the black guy say to the white guy? Hi!

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy had no hair because he had cancer and died 3 weeks later.

Why did the Olympic gold-medalist lose his faith in God? Because he began to feel that the the reasoning that most religions were based on was fairly spurious.

Gays always seem happy wonder why Straights complain to much

Roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, others don't

Why did Chuck Norris eat a sandwich? Because he was hungry.

Knock Knock Who's there? I am I am who? I am here to see you

Roses are red, violets are blue, your Mom is a fake, she adopted you!

what did the apple say to the orange, nothing fruits can't talk

Why did the chicken cross the road I don't know

There's a cat, a dog, a rat and a goat... I don't know how the goat got in there?

What did the chilean miner say to the other Chilean miner? I wish we could get out of here.

A black man and a hispanic man are in a car. Who is driving? The guy who didn't call shotgun.

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