- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What was the asian person's name? I don't know, I never met him.

Day turn night. Dreaming is now true . Turn on your flashlight, slenderman is behind you.

A woman gets into the front seat of a car and starts driving.

Johny got a iphone ipad and a macbook. He bragged to his friend. His friend said, i got an apple.

Why did the cow fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second cow fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first cow.

A Jew, A priest and a Muslim go into a pub,put their differences aside and have a good time!

Why did the Jewish man stop to pick up a quarter off the filthy street? He saw a homeless man begging on the street corner and thought that he could give him the spare change he found.

The truth is he loves her!!

A blonde keeps walking down her driveway to her mailbox.Finally, her neighbor asks, "Why?" The blonde replies, "The computer says I've got mail."

Two drunk drivers got in a car crash They both died

A horse walks into a bar and Shits John Taffer is Pissed

Whats the difference between a Mexican and a bench? a bench is a structure designed for sitting and a Mexican is a person born in Mexico.

Knock knock Who's there? No one ever mentioned someone named "there" it's me, Jim

- What's better than just sitting on a couch in a summerhouse with a bottle of wine and reading a good book? - An orgy.

boling water: why is it taking so long for you to get hard? egg: sorry, it's just because i recently got laid by a chick.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT IS.

When writing haikus Sometimes, I miscount the syllables See, that line has eight.

Why was the emo kid sad? Because he gets raped by his dad every night

What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they've may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

an atheist and a christian meet in a bar they chat about football, order some pints, and have a really good night.

What ended in the year 1970? 1969

What red, white, and blue? A white person who was raped by a clown.

What's white and yellow with red all over? Vietnam War

Why dose my mom have a penis? She is a man

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