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Songs can be interpreted in many different ways you know: "Whenever, Wherever" - Prostitution "You raise me up" could be an advert for Viagra; And as for "love is in the air" - masturbating from a rooftop comes to mind. [L]

What did the cowboy say when he went into the car showroom in Germany? He commented on the models and designs, and asked to try a few out. Then he left, saying he would consider buying one but didn't want to commit too suddenly or too soon.

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What's funnier than 24? Nothing, 24 is just a number. There's is nothing humorous about it. Go away.

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Who hangs out with a girl all day every day while he's dating her for 4 months and still doesn't get his wiener touched. Adam claypool

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-How do you kill a douche? -You stab him untill he cries out in mercy and stops moving.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Songs can be interpreted in many different ways you know: "Whenever, Wherever" - Prostitution "You raise me up" could be an advert for Viagra; And as for "love is in the air" - masturbating from a rooftop comes to mind. [L]

What starts with an N, ends with R, and you arent supposed to say? Never

Why did the crab blush? It didn't because crab's can't blush.

why did jimmy loose the bike race. because he never entered.

how do u make an infant cry? hit it in the face with a full grown salmon.

What's worse than getting punched in the balls? Many things inflict more pain than that

Yo mama's so fat that she needs substantially larger clothes than most other people

What did one cat say to the other cat? Nothing.

Hey what did you do on The weekend??? I got hit by a bus!

There was this girl who suffered for her whole life and then she died. It was very liberating.

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I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! In for a penny, in for a pound. I'm Donald Trump!

What's brown and sticky? A black man's dick after raping you.

What did the cowboy say when he went into the car showroom in Germany? He commented on the models and designs, and asked to try a few out. Then he left, saying he would consider buying one but didn't want to commit too suddenly or too soon.

What's funnier than 24? Nothing, 24 is just a number. There's is nothing humorous about it. Go away.

Why can't Jade Goody go swimming? Because she's dead.

Remember when Jesse Ziegenbein was skinny? yeah niether do I

Q: Why was the man wet? A: I push him in a pool.

what did batman say to robyn before he got in the car?... "get in the car"

i like my coffee like i like my women. without a penis.

What comes out of a zit? Purple poop.

A woman is carried out of a bar.

Who hangs out with a girl all day every day while he's dating her for 4 months and still doesn't get his wiener touched. Adam claypool

-How do you kill a douche? -You stab him untill he cries out in mercy and stops moving.

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