- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because seven threatened to murder his family

what do you call your mom? mom

So, a man walks into a bar, and he ends up in intensive care, because the bar was very hot and gave him severe burns. He was on business in an industrial park.

What did the fat man say when he was offered infinite french fries for life? Yes.

How many dead hookers can you fit in a trunk? Five

Boy: Knock Knock! Girl: Who's there? Boy: It's me, John. Girl: Oh, come in!

What do you call a gynochologist named John? John

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

What's worse than getting a parking ticket? Getting Cancer.

Q: What did osama bin laden say to the worker behind the gas station counter? A: May I buy this bag of chips?

Did you hear about the Polish couple taking selfies while on vacation in Portugal? They fell off a cliff and died in front of their children. True story.

When life gives you lemons you are like "how did I get these lemons?"

What does a black guy get for Christmas? your bike.

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On Wednesday night, a drunk man was walking on the cliffs of dover. his funeral was saturday.

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How did the blonde die? Frogs teleported from the future and brutally murdered her with forks.

Why did the boy take the train to school? Because he lived quite far away.

What day is it today? It's "Jack Daniels Day" according to that guy with the shopping cart filled with kittens.

Whats a difference between an eagle and a tree? They both can fly. Oh yeah, I Iied about the tree.

what do mexicans need to survive............. a truck load of herowin and BOARDERS!!!!!!!!

Why did the car catch fire? It was parked in Ferguson, MO

yo Mama so stupid that she took a piece of paper and taped it on the t.v and called it paperview.

knock knock. who's there? me. me who? shut up im robbing you.

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