- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens to an elephant when it rains? It gets wet.

Whats green and gets you really high? A green airplane

Why was six afraid of seven? Because six cheated on seven and slept with nine.

some kid told me pink dolphin clothiing was nigged, so i took an eraser , gave it to his sister and beat the poop out of hiis car ON A THURSDAY!!!!!!

Kevin Spacey is Kaiser Solze

What do you call a black priest? Holy s***

What's an AntiJoke? A joke that has no comical value.

why was the man afraid of the tree? Because it ate his mother!!!!!!

What would Walt Disney do if he were alive today? Gurgle and choke inside his cryogenic vault as liquid nitrogen flooded into his lungs.

Whats the most impotent thing to remember when your going skateboarding? A skateboard.

1: Knock, knock 2: Go away!

What's better than sex? I have never had sex and, therefor, do not have adequate knowledge of the experience enough to make a comparison to other experiences. You should ask someone who has had sex.

You trying to be funny kid? This is a matter of security to the national degree, point zero has been compromised, unless you bring out one of these soon, I am myself going to drag your ass into prison.

your mama's so fat she wears big clothing

Your momma's so stupid, she threw out all the W's in the m&m's packet

What do old people break when they fight? A sweat

Roses are red. They also have thorns. Their family is Rosaceae and they are often given as gifts between lovers. They grow in well drained and fertile soils...

What's the difference between a dead Blackman in the road and a dead dog in the road? There's skid marks in front of the dog.

Why did it look like the girl peed herself? Because she peed herself

What do you get when two chickens cross a road? -Salmonella stricken hobos

Why did the man commit suicide? He was depressed.

what does a baby with no lims get for christmas...cancer

"Never trust what the internet says." - Abraham Lincoln

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