- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the dog say to its owner? well as you can see it is physically impossible for a dog to speak english or any other langueges such as french, spanish or chinese.

Why didn't the black kid get anything for Christmas? His family was Jewish.

How do you make a clown stop laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

Wanna hear a riddle? Womens rights

Why did the pedophile skip breakfast? He said that he would grab a little something on the way to work...

Awe the sky is crying.... No it's peeing

Knock Knock Who's there May I come in? May I come in who? . . .What's wrong with you can I come in or not?

I can still remember the last words my brother said before he kicked the bucket. "Hey you guys,how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

Why is the horny toad named that way? Because its a misnomer of the horned lizard.

What's black and red, and covers most of your body? Fourth degree burns. You should say your goodbyes.

Why is mario red? His mother beat him as a child.

How do you wake up lady gaga Set her alarm clock to an appropriate time

Know what's funny? Jokes.

How many blondes does it take to play a game of hide and seek? One ... ;)

Why? Why not?

A guy went to a girl asked if she wanted to have sex with him. She said yes and they promptly had sex.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't she get up? She had no legs. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other? Whatever her name is.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? The horse says my mom died from cancer

Two muffins are in the oven. They don't say anything because muffins can't talk. The end.

What do you call a man with no arms and half an eye? Larry -Jack Sparrow

What did Billy say to Timmy? Timmy! I'm so sorry. Sniffles I didn't mean to throw the fork that hard. Rest in peace Timmy...

some kid told me pink dolphin clothiing was nigged, so i took an eraser , gave it to his sister and beat the poop out of hiis car ON A THURSDAY!!!!!!

What happens to an elephant when it rains? It gets wet.

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