- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road Because he was not happy with his life at a chicken due to the fact take he was going to get eaten by a black man so he hoped that if he crossed the ride and got hit by a car and die he would regenerate into a poisonous frog

A man walks into a barbershop. He gets a crew cut and leaves.

Yesterday i ate an owl with all the feathers on it

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

How do you piss of camon? Have sex with shelby!

Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability.

Ask me if I'm a cucumber. Are you a cucumber? No.

Jamie Oliver eats a chip

Roses are red Violets are blue I like pussy Because it feels really good when I stick my penis inside her vaginal opening

What is pink and gets wet a tounge

3 guys walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

an ethopian thanksgiving

What's black, blue, red, green, white, purple, orange, yellow, etc.? Last I checked, a bunch of colors

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle.

theres a straight guy, a gay guy ,and a jew the weird part is the straight guy hits on the jew and the gay guy which make the situation all akward.

What did the flag say to the pole? It dosnt

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage?

Why doesnt Santa deliver presents to black children Because santa doesnt exist

teacher: say ur alphabet kid: abcdefghijklmnoqrstuvwuxyz kid:wheres the pee teacher:half way down my leg

There is a law in california that says that women are not allowed to drive with house coats.

Why is it scientifically proven that even Spider-Man would be a match for Superman? Because none exist. Moral: The only Super Hero... not scientifically proven, but I exist so that makes me stronger than both of them!

A man walks into a grab and go restaurant and asks the man if he can stay, the man replies "yes."

I read a haiku. It was honestly quite good. That's basically it.

Why are black people like jelly beans? Nobody likes the black ones

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