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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Colloqiual irregularities are a significant part of the English language, and excellent example of this is between can and may.

I woke up in bed with someone this morning. I forget why this is a joke, but your mother is a whore.

What did the cat say to the chicken? Meow

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

knock knock. Who is there? You have. You have who? Your entire family in my basement.

Q: How did the dead baby get to the other side of the road? A: I threw it over there.

Knock Knock Who's there? John John who? John Williams.

What does Chuck Norris order at McDonalds? A Big Mac with a large fry and drink.

Why do you never want to party with Lindsay Lohan? Because she's a drug abuser and a terrible influence.

How do you get Jake snow to shut up? Say shut up

I wear my sunglasses at night. I'm always getting into car accidents.

A little boy walks into a bar its fine, he's over 21, he just looks younger.

Knock knock. Who's there? Stop fucking around I told you I was coming. I'm sorry. Come in.

How did the mom quiet her screaming baby? She threw it out the window.

Yesterday, upon the stair, I met a man who wasn't there. I saw him there again today; I've been sectioned. [L]

yo mama so fat she had to eat healthy food and exercise daily

roses are blue violets are red crap i screwed up dont judge me

WHat is funnier than a baby swimming. - A baby drowing.!

whats fat and sits on a toilet? a fat guy sitting on the toilet

guess what? i dont know, what? i dont know either, i thought you knew.

The next sentence is true. The previous statement is false.

Jack and Jill went up a hill to snort a little coke, Jack felt horny , so did Jill. But unfortunately Jack cant's maintain an erection no matter how turned on he is.

A man arrives at his work late, his boss says "why are you late?" Then man replys "...................." he was dead.

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