Yo momma is so stupid that she walked off a cliff.

here's a joke... the american education society

what's worse than a dead baby in the bathtub? if the baby was named Grace.

A Jew, black person, and Mexican jump out of a plane, which one falls first? Who cares they all died

What do you do when you see an epileptic having a fit in the bath? Laugh at him

What would u like to drink?

A child rides his bike down the sidewalk and stops at an intersection. He looks both ways, then crosses the road. What was he looking for? His family.

A black guy and a jew walk into a country club, within minutes, they are told to leave and never come back in order to avoid being contaminated by the radioactive waste left by a landfill company cutting corners in safety regulations

What's the worse thing O.J. Simpson has gotten away with? Running a red light

Mel Gibson is awoken by the ringing of his telephone. He proceeds to have a nice conversation with his wife.

what do you get when you cross a dinosaur and a spaceship? a dinosaur spaceship

What did Grandma Sally give Little Timmy for Christmas? Herpes

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for winter and now I am dead." It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

An irish man walks into a bar. He drinks responsibly, and leaves shortly afterward.

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Nothing, he died.

What's a lil plus a lot A little more then a lot

when life throws you lemons you should probably get out of the way because it will hurt

Why did the chicken cross the dairy farm? Sex.

A blonde, brunette, brown walk into a hair salon. They then proceed to each get they're own procedures done then leave not having any contact with each other.

What did the cow say to the chicken crossing the road? Moo

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What did i say to the stupid person? Your Stupid.

Why did a black kid kill his teacher? No reason. That what they do

BOYS ARE DUMB AND THEY SMELL FUNNY AND IM ANGRY

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