- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What do humans and jelly beans have in common ? A. Nothing.

whats purple and attacks like a bear? a purple bear

MR MCANN WHAT COLOUR IS YOUR PUBES ?

Roses are red, Violets are red, Grass is red, HOLY SHIT THE GARDEN'S ON FIRE

What's more fucked up that the Bill Cosby rape accusations? Sam and Adele's shower time on a Wednesday night

Knock knock! no answer KNOCK KNOCK! still no answer the person who was knocking finds a note sticked on the door and it says: i will be away for 2 weeks

How do you get someone to shut up? Shove a fork down their throat and hang them by thier thumbs

What's black, white, and red all over? An African American and Caucasian man painting a house with red paint and accidentally spilling some on themselves

The elephant moonwalked. On the moon.

why wasnt nathan invited the party? nathan's been dead for 5 years

How do you drown a blonde? Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool then don't let her come up for air.

An asian man walks into a bar and lights a cigarette. He is politely asked to leave due to smoking being prohibited indoors.

What did Cinderella wear at the ball? Clothes

A chicken crossed the road. It was run over before reaching the other side. by fast asleep

A little boy went to a sleep over . They watched a episode of pokemon and the flashing lights triggered the boys epilepsy he was driven to hospital and is recovered.

What's black and white and red all over? A greyish red object.

Whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? 15 minutes in the oven.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Orange ya glad i didn't say banana

Pretend you are in a box and there is no way out. How do you get out? You don't

What's more traumatising than watching your dad raping a man? Watching a man raping your dad.

So a man walks into a bar... ouch

Why was the chipmunk watching TV? Because a new Family Guy was on.

What's the difference between a pelican? 28, because elephants have 4 legs.

Why didn't the Ginger love the pretty girl? Her attitude and personality weren't very similar to his so he presumed the relationship wouldn't work out. Uh...........stingray.

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