- Anti Joke

Hey Lady Gaga, Madonna called, she wants her clothes back; she lend them to you weeks ago for a concert because you didn't have anything to wear and you haven't returned them yet.

Two men walk into a bar and begin ordering drinks. Both men engage in polite conversation with each other. At the end of the night they each take taxi's home because they realize the potential risk they pose to others if they drive intoxicated.

What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? Neither one can ride a bicycle.

Yo mama so fat that she probably has a thyroid problem.

knock knock who`s there me oh come in

Why was the black guy sad? Because he has a knife through his throat

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I was on the other side. And I'm a chick magnet

What's 18 inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.

What is worst then 9/11? What? Tiger woods

Why did the fish look like a human? Because it was a person, drowning.

What's worse than the holicost? The ninja turtles

Argon walks into a bar. The bartender yells, "Get the hell out!" Argon doesn't react.

What do you call a blonde who can't read? an infant

In which state does the Mississippi River flow in? Liquid.

What's sad about Justin bieber getting thrown off of a cliff Nothing

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey Lady Gaga, Madonna called, she wants her clothes back; she lend them to you weeks ago for a concert because you didn't have anything to wear and you haven't returned them yet.

Hey Babies, The holocaust called, they want their screams back

if you don't like this you're gay

Hoverboards are still not available, and it's already October 21, 2015...

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? ...Neither have they.

Hi.

So a guy with alsimers walks into a bar........I forget the rest.

What did the little calculator grow up to be? Nothing

How do you know when you're on the wrong side of the tracks? You don't. (Wyndellberg)

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