What's the hardest part of eating a vegetable? Putting her back in the wheelchair

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Q- what do you call a Jew swimming in the Antarctic? A- Dead, any man wouldn't survive swimming in water that cold

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Why did the baby fall off the swing? It had no arms or legs. Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because I kicked her in the face.

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Two girls are in a car together. The one in the drivers seat is texting while driving. The girl in the passengers seat notices this and tells her the she should put it away in case of a risk of a collision. She apologizes and puts it away and the two of them drive to the store unharmed and continued their normal day.

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Why did the redneck leave his wife? To marry his daughter.

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How do you drown a blonde? Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool then don't let her come up for air.

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Do you know why the Mexican didn't like hot dogs? I don't know either.

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SHUT UP JP

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A cat walks into a bar. She belongs to the owner, so he gives her a saucer of milk.

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Whats worse than losing your entire family in a car accident? Luikimia

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What do you call someone who explores wild cave systems? A spelunker.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock...

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Yo mommas so stupid, she has a slightly below average IQ.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I love you a lot But you're dead and I have unhealthy necrophiliac tendencies

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Q: What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? A: The wheel chair.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Two holocausts.

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What did the alcoholic Indian do? Continued to drink and further worsen his people's stereotype.

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What did Batman tell Robin before he got into the Batmobile? "Hey Robin, get in the Batmobile."

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Knock knock Who's there? Chicken Chicken who? I can't believe you're talking to a chicken

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why did the white man walk into the bar? He was thirsty

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am adopted And so are you

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Why was the blonde fired from her job at the M&M's factory? Her Masters Degree in electrical engineering made her overqualified for the position she had.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms and she was blind.

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That is so fetch

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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