A cow walks down the stairs. Not really. They are incapable of walking down stairs. It actually died on the roof.

Women's rights.

Why is a Wesley a black man ? He licks tuna

What time is it? 2:47 PM.

Q: Why was the teacher sad? A: Because she got fired

When life gives you AIDS! Make lemonAIDS!

why did the man move away from me because he thought that i had crabs as pets

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, why the long face?" The horse replies, "I have cancer."

How did john walk on the sun? We don't know, he probably burned to death before getting close.

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why was the little girl crying? Because her family was dead

What noise annoys a noisy oyster? Hispanics with their loud car stereos.

What do Jim Carrey, Kim Jing-un and Justin Bieber have in common? A penis.

Q:What business did the black man break into? A: The business of show, because he was a talented actor.

What do you do if you see a black man in your backyard with a bullet wound in his head? Take him to the hospital.

A Black man walks into a gay bar. He has a great time because he is perfectly content with his sexuality.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he has no arms.

Whats the difference between a pizza and a baby? Humans don't eat babies, other than a Cannibals because some tend to eat babies.

2 penguins in a tub. one looks to the other an says, "pass the bar of soap." the other looks at him.."what do you think i am, a typewriter?"

Yo Momma so fat, that she need the atlantic to take a bath!

Where does a jew with ADD go ? A concentration camp

Roses are red Violets are blue Thats what they tell me because I'm blind

What do you call two black people in the same sleeping bag? A newly married couple on their camping adventure honeymoon.

roses are red violets are blue i have 5 fingers the middle ones for you.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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