What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your BANANA.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

I am hot he is not can you beleive it I got shot

Why do mexicans eat tacos? Because they're good

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

What do you call a chicken with three eyes? One that flew over the cuckoo's nest.

What' worse than random Holocaust jokes? The Holocaust

What does a salmon and a falcon have in common They both live underwater except for the falcon.

Knock Knock Who's there? Me, wondering why your not naked.

A women answers the phone. -"Hello?" -"Yes, hi, have I reached the Smiths?" -"No, you've reached the wrong number" The two women hand up, and continue with their lives.

Yo momma so stupid, she failed the 2nd grade math

why is there art classes so people can make beautiful pieces of art :)

Why wouldn't Helen Keller be able to drive if she was alive today? She would be inside her coffin not knowing how to get out

Q: What do you call a black man running for congress? A: Congressional Candidate

Why did Jimmy fall of his tractor? Because Jimmy doesn't have any arms or legs...Why doesn't Jimmy have any arms and legs? Cause Jimmy is a potato.

Three men walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

What did the bicycle say to the fat kid? Nothing, bikes cant talk.

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense, Refrigerator Sex

What did the cow say to his family before he left the house? goodbye, because he was going to the slaughter house to get killed for meat

There were two penguin's sitting in a bathtub. The first penguin says to the second penguin, "Hey, pass the soap." And the second penguin says, "What do i look like, an alarm clock?"

Why was Samuel L. Jackson so tired of those motherf***ing snakes on that motherf***ing plane? Because if snakes are loose on a plane, they might bite you.

Why did god make asians? I dont know. Yah, me niether

How did little Jimmy survive the 5 story fall? He didn't

what did the first fire hi-grin say to the second fire hi-grin nothing they can talk it what just really awkward.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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