Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the slaughterhouse was on the other side.

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Ammy Winehouse walks into a bar Don't you said we should stop jocking about dead people ?

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A white man and a black man were walking down the street. The black borrowed the white man's phone to make a quick call when an incoming call came in. The black man, while trying to hand the phone back, says, "Here, it's your Dad." The white man replies, "No, that's my phone." Amazed at how uneducated the black man was.

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Why was the little boy nervous about playing with the little girl? Because she had gonorrhea.

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What has 4 legs and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you a pool table

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Three fish swim into a bar. The first one says "blub blub blub". The second one says "blub blub blub". The third one says "I'm not a fish I'm a human". What does the bartender say? Answer = Ayy Llmao _George_Bush_

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There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy. After botched reduction surgery, he was left without a penis at all and, realising the horrible irony, threw himself into a raging river (experiencing no shrinkage whatsoever).

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? no... Well, It's really nice. :)

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Roses are grey. Violets are a different shade of grey. Let's go chase cars. -Dog

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What did the blonde waitress say to the man with a curly moustache? Good evening, are you ready to order?; yes [x2]; and what would you like with it?; certanly; there you go; no, I'm sorry; right.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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What do black people and bananas have in common? 50% of their DNA

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have alzheimers. Cheese on toast.

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Tourettes Kid. Touret- FUCK SHIT!

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Alcoholic walks into a bar and then walks out because he promised his children and wife that he would straight out his life.

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Why did the blonde throw her alarm clock out the window? Because it was broken.

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What happens when a baby stops crying? it dies.

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If i had a dollar for every time Lindsay Lohan Crashed a vehicle......i would be rich

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What did the Jew say when he walked into a bar? Ouch!

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun.

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A Jew, black person, and Mexican jump out of a plane, which one falls first? Who cares they all died

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What's 9+10? 19

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What's the difference between and train carriage and a miscarriage? You can't eat a train carriage!

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Three Black men smash windows to enter a house. They're firemen and are rescuing a young child...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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