- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two penguins in a bath tub, one says "Pass me the soap" and the other one says "What do you think I am, a radio!"

Why was the prison full of black people? Because they were all their for security internships.

A grasshopper walks into a bar and no one notices because it's just a little insect.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other... Uh oh. A car just ran it over.

Three guys walk into a bar. First guy goes up to the bartender and orders a beer. Second guy goes up and orders 2 beers. Third guy sits down and saves seats for the other two guys.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

your mommas so stupid she tried to climb mountain dew well im glad your mom is intrested in trying new things

If a tree fell in the forest, and no one was around to hear it, would you like a cupcake?

Her doctor told her that if she didn't start watching her cholesterol she might suffer from heart related illness in the near future.

Why was the guy stupid? 'Cause he was!

Q: what did Don Draper do after he saw an attractive woman at the ABC store? A: went home and thought about her while drinking his scotch.

How Do You Solve A Impossible Math Question? You Dont. cause its impossible.

Why couldn't Little Johnny read his 3rd grade novel? His was repeatedly stabbed in his eyes.

How do you make a 4 year old cry? You tell him all his family died in a horrible plane crash.

why was Michael Jackson at K-Mart? They offer high quality items at a reasonable price and lay-away during the holidays.

What's the difference between a melon and a baby? You have to cut open the melon before you can eat it

joke hahhahahah where did u find that joke, on the internet

What did the cannibal eat for breakfast? Waffles.

why was sally the best at hid and go seek they couldn't find her body

How many kleptomaniacs does t take to screw in a lightbulb? What lightbulb?

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A worm in your intestinal tract.

Why do beavers have flat tails? They don't know but their relatives certainly get upset

Whats the difference between anti-jokes and regular jokes? A Fridge full of dead babies being thrown at a black man with no arms or legs swinging from a tree.

Doctor: I have good news and bad news. The good news is that your parents survived the car accident. Kid: And the bad news is? Doctor: I have a horrible sense of humor, they're both dead. I'm so sorry.

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