Yo momma so old that she should be concerned about mesothelioma and asbestoses, as she may have lived during a period of increased asbestos use. She may also be at risk of osteoporosis and should take vitamin supplements daily to improve her rapidly deteriorating health.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven's bigger.

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What's worse than a work in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Seeing the same joke repeated thousands of times on anti-joke.com.

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Why did the black man have a Lamborghini in his garage? Because he got good grades in school, was accepted into a nice college, and earned a medical degree, which he used to get himself a well-paying job in the medical field.

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What do you say when you see a flying donkey Wtf

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Q: whats worse than being in the car for 1hour A: being in the car for 2 hours Made by: grant chapman:)

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why did the man jump out of the plane without a parachute? Im not really sure, maybe to commit a slow and painful suicide.

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Why did the piano explode? Beacause someone planted an explosive inside of it.

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What is a black person's favorite food? It varies from person to person, just as with any race.

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A: Did you know Helen Keller had a treehouse? B: No. A: Neither did she.

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Two cats are sat on a window ledge. One cat looks to the other and says "Meoww".

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A man walks into his room with a DVD and a box of kleenex. The DVD is a wedding video of his now dead wife.

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What did the prostitute say to the president of the United States? Good morning Mr. President. She had managed to leave the sex industry, finished her education and was doing secretarial work in the White House.

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Knock Knock Whos there Cameron oh

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding worms in your stool.

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SUCK MY NUTS

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Mogok Papiti.

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You scream I scream We all screamed when the chicken crossed the road

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What's the difference between deer nuts and beer nuts? Beer nuts are $1.50 and deer nuts are under a buck.

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Knock,Knock Who's there? The Police, Your under arrest for urinating on a toliet.

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Why did the Mexican cross the border? To get into the USA for a better lifestyle.

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Knock knock, who's there? Your mom! Oh I'm comming.

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Your mother is so fat that she has to undergo amputation of her foot because of type 2 diabetes.

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how do you prevent a chicken from contracting aids?? you make him a little chicken condom.

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