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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did Suzie fall off the swing? because she had no arms.... well then knock knock! whis there? suzie. suzie who? she doesnt know either...she has no arms!

Why are some people so emotional? Because some their family were hit by a train and then died the next day of lung cancer.

What did the waitress do when the man asked for pizza? She ran away

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? a nintendo wii.

Do the roar!

A Mexican, a Jew, an American and an Indian are on a plane with no parachutes. No one jumps out because no one has a parachute.

this website is a bad joke

What does the hulk do when he's angry? Compulsively masturbate.

What's hot and cold at the same time? Hotcold.

For New Years I want to spend more time with my... Video Games

What do you get when you cross a black guy and a keyboard? A black guy punctured by a keyboard

what do u call a black guys dick a pogo stick

How are friends and trees alike? They fall down when you hit them with an ax.

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How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

Men's rights

Balls

How is a frog similar to a corn dog? They both have really long tongues, except for the corn dog

Why did suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock - who's there? Bob -bob who.... Bobs knocking for suzie!

A fat African a rich mexican and a gay guy jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? The gay guy because fat Africans and rich Mexicans don't exist

how do yopu punish helen keller? Ground her, just like you would with any other child.

What would you do for a Klondike Bar? Well I would open the freezer.

What did one salt shaker say to the other salt shaker? Nothing, Salt shakers are merely used to add flavor to foods.

what do call a large massacre of 1000000 people? a tragedy

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