- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock! Who's there? The doorbell wasn't working.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

Why didn't the Ginger love the pretty girl? Her attitude and personality weren't very similar to his so he presumed the relationship wouldn't work out. Uh...........stingray.

Why did Jimmy not go to school? Because Jimmy, along with his family, were killed in a horrible house fire. Knock Knock? Who's there? Not Jimmy...

a girl got a friend request from a unknown guy. she chated him asking who he was. he replied vamos a tener sexo caliente y vas a pedir mas rapido mas duro! vamos ser estrellos porno. the girl deleted him as a friend B.A.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She's a woman

A plane crashes in a polish cemetery the authorities have found 2000 bodies

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? alot of things, worms don't taste that bad.

your momma's so fat that she weighs a lot

roses are red violets are black,why is your chest as flat as your back :O

"Why did Suzie fall off the swing?" "She had no arms." "What did Suzie get for Christmas?" "Cancer." "What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a tub of dead babies?" "I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage." "What did Suzie get for Christmas from me?" "My tub of dead babies."

What's the difference between a black girl and a white girl? Nipple color

Q: What's Funnier than a baby spinning around a pole at 300 MPH? A: Stopping it with a shovel.

Why did the boy not wake up on time for school? He was fucking dead.

What is green and drives around in the desert and is not a tank? secretly a tank

That's not mine! it's bigger and blacker! ...where have i heard this before?

What did james say on his bitrhday? There was no birthday because he was aborted but he said ''crunch'' anyway

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapeled to the chicken

what's an advantage of breaking every bone in your body? nothing, you're screwed.

Father Time and Mother Nature did the nasty, and had a kid called humanity. It had down syndrome. Very sad.

How many plumbers does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Plumbers don't do that. Electricians do.

What noise does a Chinese roller coaster make? Chink Chink Chink Chink chink.....

why does the gay guy like anal-sex? because he's gay.

What do you get when you mix a refrigerator with a microwave? A refrigerated microwave.

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