Get up Look in the mirror

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Your mother is so stupid that she had to study, a lot.

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Why did the genie not grant the man his 3 wishes? Genies don't exist, only vampires live in lamps.

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what do you get when you cross a baby and a car a baby shaped dent, and a dead baby

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nick walked into macdonalds... everyone stood up and left as they saw the potential danger in the situation.. nick later ended up bieng hit by a bus after chasing a duck

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Knock Knock Who's there? You You Who? Yes? Can I help you madam?

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two men are in a bathroom (note they are not in the same stall) the guy on the left says how are you and the guy on the right says hold on im pooping.

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I find Holocaust jokes hilarious, Anne Frankly I know a few...

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Terry's penis oh wait! what penis But I'm not a rapper

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What do you do when you see an epileptic having a fit in the bath? Laugh at him

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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my gramma died

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

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why didnt jane scream when she got robbed? Because she got shot.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple Finding 2 worms in your apple

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yo mamma's so fat you're fat too, because it's genetical

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hi

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chuck norris's daughter lost her virgenatie but he got it back

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Why was the fat lady on the Medicine ball? Because she was fat!

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A Jew walks into a bar and says drinks are on me.

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God saw himself. Finally, proof.

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knock knock... who's there? uninterrupted cow uninterrupted cow who?? exactly....

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What did the White lady say to the Black lady? Hello, how are you?

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Guess what? What? Your dog is dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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