You know that song "FIrework" by Katy Perry? Well, I ate a hotdog last night.

Why was OJ Simpson's knife covered in blood? Because he just murdered his wife.

Ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

How do you keep black people from your Kool-aid? How? You put it in a safe-deposit box.

knock knock who's there? pizza man ok

Whats funny and has 2 wheels The holocaust, I lied about the wheels, and the funny

Why was the little boy sad? -Because he was on Fire.

In the movie Dark Skies, little white boys were haunted by a mysterious force. The answer is obvious, isn't it? They are being haunted by Michael Jackson's ghost.

Why do we park in driveways and drive in parkways? Good question.

A American seeking into mexico

Whats a frogs favorite year? 2009!

What do black people and apples have in common? - They both look good hanging from trees.

Q) Why are there no aspirin in the jungle? A) Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest

What do you call a gay black man? Whatever his name happens to be

Why couldn't the gay man grow a beard? He shaved his face frequently.

What do you call Rosa Parks? One bitchy negro. Just kidding she was a visionary for human rights, now you can't dislike this cause you'll be saying that Rosa Parks wasn't a visionary, take that blacks.

How many NRA members does it take to change a lightbulb? MORE GUNS!

whats the hardest answer ever? The one without a question.

Teachers be like "Hold on class, I am almost done with my lesson!" Students: " Aint nobody got time 4 dat!"

Whats black and red and dead? Nobody could tell, but they were sure that it wasn't a dead black person, so stop being racist!

If you could eliminate one thing in your life, what would it be ? My ex.

Anders Lungren is a worthless peice of scrub

What's black, white and red all over? A dead panda

The biggest lie ever. "I do" -Kim Kardashian

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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