I'm so full I could stop eating.

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My mind is like full of holes so I cannot remember where I am anymore, and I am tired in addition, but say, what the hell is a tussle? Sounds cute, but what is that?

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What did the lawyer name his daughter? Nothing. The lawyer is sterile and can never have children.

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why couldn't the girl sit down? she didn't have a butt.

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A duck, a goose, a turkey and a bald eagle were all flying together. All four of them were shot and killed by drunk hunters with machine guns. The hunters were promptly arrested by police authorities for shooting their national symbol. They were found guilty, and the other three birds were cooked for their last meals.

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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Q: Why did Katie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock, Knock Who's There? Not Katie.

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Charlie Sheen

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was in a tub of KFC

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How many owls can you fit in a bath tub?

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Why did little Sally fall off the swing? Because Sally has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

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Your mamma's so dumb, she's had problems functioning in society, due to illiteracy problems, and a general incomprehension of her surroundings and own thoughts.

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Whats funnier than 1 dead baby? 2 Dead babies

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When is the only time you see a Mexican and Black person driving together ? When they feel like it .

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What sucks more than being married? Being shot in both kneecaps

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What do a black man and a cop have in common? They are both not cabbages.

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a blond readhead and a brunnett were driving to Miami, they saw a sign for next exit Miami, turned off the exit went to the beach did some shopping and all had a great time together.

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Yo mamma so fat when I searched her on the internet, I got 28,000,000 results

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What Do You Call a Hawk in Virginia? A Hawk What Do you Call a Hawk that lives in Virginia? Virginan Hawk

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Jimmy is at a movie ? He's with a gay boy

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Why was Timmy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face

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What do you get when you hit a kid with a hockeystick? arrested.

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What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 beat the crap out of 8.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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