- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A stripper walks into a bar. She works there.

Santa and a smart blonde jump of a cliff. Who gets to the ground first? Neither, they don't exist.

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

There once was a boy walking over a railroad track. He got hit by a train. He died.

You know what's funny about AIDS? Nothing.

Pacient: Doctor Doctor i think im becoming a vegetable... because of my heriditory bone marrow mutation

But who would want to sell us out and why?

man: im hungry can i have a sandwich wife: go make one man: then what are you gonna do

How does Moses like his tea? Hebrews it.

What is blue and feels like fluff? Blue fluff

how many dead babies can you fit into a bath tub i dont know i didnt get the chance to fill it up yet

Haunnaka in 1940's Germany. six thousand people die. in one minute.

To mama's so fat that her escape velocity in her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s

cory

what did the pumpkin muffin say to the blueberry muffin? nothing, because muffins can't talk.

Whats the difference between an aboriginal and a deer? Nothing, infact they are quite similar, they have no house and smell like wild animals and jaywalk.

Whats the best thing about having sex with twenty eight year olds? There's twenty of them.

a man walked into a bar.the bar was metal and he cracked his skull

What is yellow and white and goes 150 miles down a railroad track? a duck.

PENIS that is all

What's worse than fingering your sister and finding your father's wedding ring ? 3 bee stings.

What do you get when you mix a teenager with a tanning bed? Cancer

Whats worse than finding a worm in an apple? Getting shot in the gut What's worse than that? Getting raped in the hole made by the bullet

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Macy's was having a giant sale.

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