- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: which of the following is a prime number? A: 17

Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a bag of dead babies? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a shovel 17 times

What did the boy with no arms and no legs, who got cancer for Christmas, get for his Birthday? Nothing, he didn't live that long.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, as it was locked safely in the chicken coop.

knock knock who's there? Police oh shit

What happened to the black guy who got pulled over by the cops? He was told that his left tail light was out

What's the difference between a dead baby and an orange? One is a deceased human infant and the other is a delicious citrus fruit.

What do you get when you mix Jabba the Hut with a hen? nothing, genetically they are unable to reproduce due to the disproportionate number of chromosomes and DNA

can't you hear that TOOT Ta TOOT TOOT, TOOT Ta TOOT TOOT flute (nicki minaj in a past life listening to a symphony)

Q: How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they are too weak to climb the ladder.

Why is it stupid to call your son Bethany? It is commonly a girl's name.

Okay, so there were two muffins in the oven. One muffin said, "Oh my gosh! We're gonna die!" The other muffin said, "Whoa a talking muffin!" **

Q. What do you get when you put a Jew and Adolf Hitler in the same room? A. Trouble

Why was the girl sad? Because borat came had DA SEXI TIME with yo mother in law:)

How many wheelchair users does it take to change a light bulb? - They are not physically capable

Why did the man eat the turnip greens? Because he was morbidly obese, and needed to maintain a proper diet.

Why did Justin Bieber jump out of the airplane? He didn't, i pushed him

hey i just met you and this is crazy i have alzheimers hey i just met you

How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just two, the mystery is how mice can get inside a lightbulb.

Whats red and crawls up your leg? A homesick abortion.

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A Gummy Bear!!

Knock, knock. Who's there? "Dwane!" I don't know any Dwane. Perhaps you have the wrong address. "Oh. Sorry to have bothered you!"

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