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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mamma's so short that she is 12 inches below the average height of a woman at her age.

Roses are red Violets are blue I am a gardener

If you took all the veins in your body and laid them end to end, you would die.

How do you fit an elephant into a car? You can't. Unless it's a baby elephant. You would probably also need a convertible with the top down.

Q: What is better than Vagina? A: Nothing

- Hi, my name is Sarah Lennon. - Wow! Are you related to Sarah Palin?!

Why did grandpa climb the phone pole with bananas in a backpack? He has a debilitating disease. He is slowly losing touch with reality.

A snail buys a car from a dealership, and then asks the manager if he could paint a large S on the side of the car. The manager agrees, and the snail drives away. From the parking lot, the manager sees the car go straight on to the highway and get hit by a truck. Unfortunately, snails cannot drive.

What's the difference between Santa and a Jew? Santa goes DOWN the chimney.

You're mom is so slutty, she has sex with many men.

Two trains, on the same track, left different stations, and travelled in opposite directions. 74 people died.

So two people have conversation Luke: Hi Logan: Hi Snake eyes: ALHSKjagjdaoggj;jdjg;aj;kaj'dgajd Luke: You are so smart! (you retarted piece of poo) Logan: GAAAAAAAAAABBBBBBEEEEEEN

a black man did not eat chicken.

What did the farmer say to the other farmer? We are both farmers.

why couldn't the man play frisbee? he was a dog

Why did the man kill the hamster? To get to the other side.

A man walks to a bar and sees a very hot blonde sitting across the room. Turns out it was actually a blonde man and they both had a wonderful night because they were both homosexual.

What do you call a bunch of white men sitting on a bench? The NBA.

whats not funny and has access to a computer and reasonable internet? Me

did you hear the one about the elephant with a screwdriver? me neither...

Two peanuts were walking down the road. One was assaulted because they were walking in Detroit.

Q. How can you tell if a snake bites? A. It depends on if he walks to school or carries his lunch.

A woman takes a shortcut through a dark alley. She is raped, robbed, and murdered. Her family mourns her death.

How do a jew, an African, and u white man stop a train? They pull the breaks

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