What's worse than a wet sock? Being molested as a child.

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A fat man walks into a gym, and comes out fatter

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? when people don't understand the concept of anti-jokes and post real jokes

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a black man was chasing his dinner.

What has two legs and oinks? Half a pig.

What do mario and luigi have in common They are both plumbers

Whats orange and sounds like a parrot? a carrot

Whats the difference between a Cadillac and 100 dead babies? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage.

Yo mama's so fat that they have to grease the door frame and hold a twinky on the other side to get her through.

A Mexican, a black man and a Pakistani walk into a bar. Everyone immediately runs out seeing the potential danger in the situation that's about to unfold.

Why did the man eat the turnip greens? Because he was morbidly obese, and needed to maintain a proper diet.

Penis. (Note: if you get this you have a dirty ass)

Q: What did Bob want for dinner? A: Cheese Burger, Fries, Coke, No Beverage

A black man and a muslim enter a bar. The Black man pulls out a gun in an attempt to commit a robbery, however the muslim opened his jacket, screamed "Allah Akkbar" and blew himself up. Everyone died.

Bob: I have a funny knock knock joke, but you have to start it. Joe: Ok. Knock Knock. Bob: Who's there? Joe: Uhhhhhhh Bob: Exactly.

How do you know when you're on the wrong side of the tracks? You don't. (Wyndellberg)

Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? He's dead.

What did the penis say to the other penis? What? Penis motherbucker

A black man shoots some hoops. One of the bullets bounces off the rim and hits him in the eye. The man dies. His grandmother is still alive to attend his funeral.

Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

What did the construction worker bring with him to work? - Tools

Two men walk into a bar. You would think the second man would have seen it. Made by Bobbie Pummel

What do you call a guy walking into a bar Dave, because that's his name

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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