I'd tell you a joke about Uganda but it wouldn't be worth it as it probably would keep a low score and possibly even get deleted for staying a week with a negative rating, for a number of reasons including that it isn't particularly funny, it was copied from another website and it is slightly racist. Taking into account what most people look for in a joke, it doesn't necessarily meet their needs and would more than likely fall into a lame category. And for that reason I have not submitted it.

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Why is Wednesday a bad day? Because at some point, Monday will come around again.

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what do you call a gay ginger boy ? Ronan.

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What do you call a moldy apple? ... A moldy apple.

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What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is an object and the black man is a human being.

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Put my shoes on the wrong feet. Don't matter, i'm gunna die anyway.

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What did one salt shaker say to the other salt shaker? Nothing, Salt shakers are merely used to add flavor to foods.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let out the chicken?

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How do you know when your pizza is ready? When the oven timer goes off, indicating that it is done.

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Why did Sally fall off the swings? She has no arms. Knock knock Whose there? Not Sally, she has no arms

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What has 8 legs and 1 eye? 2 chairs and half a fish.

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How do you survive the zombie apocolypse? You avoid dieing or being mutated in the living dead.

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If Santa's not real, then who pees on the tree every morning?

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What did the cop say to his belly? "Hey in there!"

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"I have a job perfromance review today!" Earl told his wife. "Good luck, I will make you a special dinner tonight," Melinda, his wife, responded.

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james hedge is gay did you know if you look at him you turn gay

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What do u call a bunch of white dudes siting on a bench ......the NBA

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A muslim, a priest, and a raabi walk into a bar. All three of them agree that it hurt.

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What do you call four black people in a car? A family road trip.

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What happened to the chinese man who walked into a wall with a boner? He hurt himself.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie Thum thump Who's there Bethany Hamilton

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What did one elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. Elephants don't talk.

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why did the man cross the rode? He didn't he got hit by a bus

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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