- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia So do I

What's worse than a paper cut? 2 paper cuts.

Q: What's the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a Porsche in my garage. But I don't have a pile of dead babies either. So, yeah.

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I was eating a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

What do porn stars do after they retire? No clue but some idiot made a movie about it.

What's the difference between 10 dead baby's and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

Chuck Norris was so famous we was casted for the show Walker, Texas Ranger

What did batman say to robin before they got into the car? Get in the car.

Why did the little girl fall of the cliff? Someone pushed her

Hey Lady Gaga, Madonna called, she wants her clothes back; she lend them to you weeks ago for a concert because you didn't have anything to wear and you haven't returned them yet.

Guy 1: What the shit is that car? Guy 2: Its not a car. It's an alfa romeo

A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?" The horse says nothing because its a horse. It then poops on the floor and leaves

Hey Babies, The holocaust called, they want their screams back

What is worse than a nuke exploding? Going to the hospital and finding out you have cancer and aids.

Excuses are like assholes: Gay men like to have sex with them.

What did the fat kid get for Christmas? Diabetes......

roses are red violets are blue i bribed a hobo to eat my poopoo

what do you call a mexican with a rubber blanket cold

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your boyfriend's gay

if you don't like this you're gay

Hoverboards are still not available, and it's already October 21, 2015...

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first one turns to the second, and says nothing, because muffins can't talk. They then both die because the temperature in the oven was 370 degrees.

Why did the fish fly It didn't

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