- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did helen kellers dog committ suicide? You would to if you had massive clinical depression.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

Why was the curious black guy a good Lumberjack? He was always axin'.

whats the difference between a Jew and a piece of pizza? pizza doesn't scream when its in the oven.

- What's better than just sitting on a couch in a summerhouse with a bottle of wine and reading a good book? - An orgy.

What is rectangular, white and has two wheels? A limo getting its wheels replaced.

Your mom goes to college. Actually, she graduated a while back!

How did Debbie get a black eye? Because her dad asked her to take off her pants and she refused so he beat her

Why did the chicken rape your...wait, that's not how it goes!

How do you stop a black man from bleeding? You give him a bandaid. What if he keeps crying? Tell him to stop. What if he cries more? Buy him an ostrich.

What did the black girl say when sho dropped her phone? Oh crap, I dropped my phone.

Because the tractor hadn't seen the chicken.

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

A teacher tells one of her students, "If I say 'I am beautiful', which tense is that?" The student tells her, "Didn't your mother ever tell you that lying is bad?"

What's bad about being a ghost with no arms or legs? You're dead.

What's the coolest place to be in the solar system? Uranus.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was hit by a fridge halfway through walking.

there was once a time before tht time when there wasnt bonerss there were erectionss CC

9/11

One man asked another man what his favorite sport was. The man replied: " My favorite sport is golf." "Golf requires no physical strength, therefore I do not count it as a sport." Said the man who asked the question.

Q: what smells like cheese and tastes like cheese? A: cheese

What's worse than missing your flight? 9/11

What do you call a blonde who passed the SAT's? An excellent student.

Kade was sad. He had finally got a girlfriend when he realized he actually liked men.

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