josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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What has 4 legs and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you a pool table

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why didnt the black guy die on the bus fire? The fire was in the front of the bus!

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Why was the girl distressed by the photo of her boyfriend's mutilated corpse? Because it was out of focus.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have alzheimers. Cheese on toast.

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how do women get from the kitchen to the bedroom? they walk there.

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Three Black men smash windows to enter a house. They're firemen and are rescuing a young child...

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Q: Whats the difference between a table and a Mexican? A: You tell me.

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What's 9+10? 19

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What do black people and bananas have in common? 50% of their DNA

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How to pick up chicks Pick up a chicken but must be a baby

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What happens when a baby stops crying? it dies.

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Alcoholic walks into a bar and then walks out because he promised his children and wife that he would straight out his life.

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What is big green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree A pool table

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A Jew, black person, and Mexican jump out of a plane, which one falls first? Who cares they all died

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Tourettes Kid. Touret- FUCK SHIT!

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What's the difference between and train carriage and a miscarriage? You can't eat a train carriage!

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What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff. What's green and fluffy? Green fluff. What's red and fluffy? A kitten that got hit by a truck.

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Whats green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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What did the Jew say when he walked into a bar? Ouch!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know you have to ask the chicken if you speak chicken

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How did the guy who's been in his mothers basement for 20 years lose his virginity? He didn't, that's where his mother hid his body.

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why did the boys run from Michael Jackson? because they thought he was a ghost

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Why did the blonde throw her alarm clock out the window? Because it was broken.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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