Why did the boy fall off the swing? Someone said "catch" and threw a bowling ball at him.

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a man walks into a bar. it was a metal bar. his balls hurt.

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Why did the shark eat the girl? Because she was ugly

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A guy walks in to a bar and says to the bartender "I'm fed up with all these 'guy walks into a bar' jokes on anti-joke. The bartender says "I have no idea what you're talking about".

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken is subject to speculation.

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hey i jut met u, and i have alzeihmer, cheese and toast

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Chuck Norris threw a grendade, killed 50 people, then it exploded This is a highly improbable event considering no man is faster then a grenade

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What did the White guy say to the Black Guy? Nothing... he looked him up and down and spat at him instead.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm What is worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Finding chuck norris Whats worse than finding your girlfriend has a bigger Slong than you? Getting raped with a cheese grater. Whats worse than all of these? Being black Sadly im black :( -Jordan M

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A guy gets murdered, because of the Reco act the whole gang he belongs to goes to jail as well. They cry in their beds

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side

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What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? He said : "where's my tractor?!"

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XD, I know I noticed myself, I was like "why the fuck did I post that shit?" Rellez XD okay sistah, I think I am just gonna get some sleep now, but Nero, is not Justin Bibble the first one?

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Why did the KFC worker dislike his job? He was paid lower than minumum wage due to the plummeting economy.

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Q:What do you call a black priest? A: A great quality volunteer at a local church.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have ADD Hey look, a squirrel!!

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A grasshopper walks into a bar and no one notices because it's just a little insect.

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What do you do when life gives you lemons? Kindly reject the offer and give it back to life.

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Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have to go to the bathroom now...

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The good part of "Age" of Ultron? THANOS REIGNS! Disagree? Just leave the green thumb and fuck off!

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

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Why was the prison full of black people? Because they were all their for security internships.

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