Why couldn't Hellen Keller watch TV? Because at 19 months she contracted what is believed to be scarlet fever which caused an acute congestion of the stomach and brain which caused her to loose sight and hearing.

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Too tired to come up with the definition, by the way, it was I that came up with the code system you guys use, so I kinda knew long ago that you lied to me when you said you do not use passwords,

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WHO LET THE GHOST OUT! BOO BOO BOO BOO BOO! Mortals: That was a bit funny...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didnt, he got hit by a bus.

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What did the meteorologist say when there was tornado? There is a tornado 7 miles West of the station.

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Knock knock Who's there. Interrupting cow, sorry you can see where this is going, just let me in without asking any more questions please.

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Knock knock. I have a doorbell...

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God told John to come forth and recieve internal golry forever. John came fifth and recieved a toaster.

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Why did Billy fall over? Because someone tripped him.

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knock knock who's there? I'm here.

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What did the elderly lady say to the man? You still have not repaid my services

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I played the spoon game. In a white neighborhood.

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Q: Whats the difference between water melon and a baby? A: Watermelon is a fruit.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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roes are red violets are blue we have nothing in common so baby were through

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A black guy walks into a bar with a dog. He is asked to leave because his dog is not on a lead.

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A man walks into a bar. On the way home, he is driving, careers off the road and crashes. Lesson here. Don't walk into poles

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Why did Jack like oranges? - Penis

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What's the difference between a rhinoceros? I DIDN'T MURDER MY BROTHER OKAY!!!!!

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A man in a car turned left at the end of his road. Then he proceeded .1 miles and turned left again, as his GPS instructed him.

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What does the president and the prime minister of china have in common, Sickle cell anemia. 342

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Why couldn't the baker get a new car? Because he lived in a recession and nobody was buying his cakes.

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Why did Elmo get depressed? All his friends sacrifised themselves to satan

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Ruebin is Red, Curtis is too. i think i need a sweaty poo

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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