How do you tell if a politician is lying? You make him take a polygraph test.

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Jackie Chan walks into a bar.

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I've got a great new 'Knock Knock Jock

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear, The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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where does al queda go on a business trip the twin towers

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally raped and murdered 8,9,10, and 11 along with their families.

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What's the opposite of white? Black. You're racist. You fapped.

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How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? Suck its dick.

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Whats the biggest party fowl? Murder

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead got into a street fight. who won? The redhead because she had a gun.

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Why did the bunny cross the road? Because it waited until a car was driving by and then got run over.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a convicted rapist.

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what did the woman call the man who ate Ham? A Pig

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what do you call an evening with richard? a waste of time

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3 black guys are in the back of a car. Who is driving? A taxi driver

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How do you make Justin Bieber cry? You take away his marijuana.

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why was the black guy running from the cops? i dont know either

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Please ignore this statement.

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What did the judge say to the criminal? I sentence you to a life time of solitary confinement.

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A: Do you like it B: No

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Do you know what hurts? An abortion.

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What's faker than Nicki Minaj's tits? Women rights.

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Why was the tree sad? Trees cannot think or move, and thus cannot feel emotions.

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