- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So i broke up with my girl, here her number... SIKE!! ITS THE WRONG NUMBAHHH!!!

What did the nun eat for breakfast? Baseballs.

A priest, a pastor, and a rabbi walk into a bar. All three are alcoholics and have done irreparable damage to their livers.

hello i hav a growing interes in math and arithmetic especially when it involves pi if u are still reading this you either didnt realize that this was a joke or just didnt care but most likely it means that the first line interested or bored u and u wanted to find out wut the rest was u like????

What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? The pizza does not scream in the oven

What did one sexy babe say to the other? We are sexy

Humpty dumpty sat on a wall Humpty dumpty ha a great fall Hunpty dumpty's skull was split in two

Bee1:Boo Bee2:Boo Look i found 2 boobies:)

What's worst then leaving a public toilet when you just took a shit and the toilet is now clogged Realising that the maid was waiting for you to get out to clean the toilet...

When the sun goes down... Most of the guys pants goes down too. Just be straight XD

What do u call a gay dinosaur? Dinosaurs don't exist

What did the kitten say to the ant? Nothing, it was dead. - Driiiftz

How could you tell Adam and Eve wasn't black? ANSWER--YOU WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO TAKE A RIB FROM A BLACK MAN. ISSAIAH FROM OHIO YOLO:]

what happens when a migit and a horse have sex..... probably nothing

what do mexicans and grass have in common You find them both in your front yard

Whats the saddest part about the sandy hook shooting? There were still bullets in the clip... Im going to hell by the way.

why are some people black? Because god decided there needs to be different people in the world therefore none are congruent

HOLY COW!

What did my uncle get for Christmas? Me... MagicMonkey

Of course, you have always found more joy in seeing others happy, that pursuing your own happiness.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He lived a long, full life. Outside of Nantucket. But he visited occasionally.

What's blue paint and smells like red paint? Paints

red is black green is black i'm batman i'm white,

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