- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between Jesus and the Pope. Jesus died 2 thousand years ago

Q: What's worse than a worm in you're apple... A: The fact that you have all-timers and can't remember...

Knock Knock. Whose there? Bond. Bond who? James Bond. na-na NA NA na-na na

Knock Knock!! . . (There is no response as nobody's home)

Why was Samuel L. Jackson so tired of those motherfing snakes on that motherfing plane? Because if snakes are loose on a plane, they might bite you.

what's the difference between rice and an asian? one is a food.

Whats the difference between me and a ghost? What? Ghost are not dolphins

What's the difference between a black minister and a white priest? Nothing. We are all equal in the eyes of God.

What's Green and invisible? This cabbage --------------------------->>>>>

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? About 1 or 2, then the neighbors would phone the police and you would be arrested for infanticide.

I enjoy Popcorn

Why was the black guy hanging from the tree? Because he committed suicide because his wife of 20 years left him, is only child hates him and due to the bad economy is job at wall street was terminated.

What's worse than leaving the maternity ward with the wrong child? Being a parent.

What is th edifference between jerry sandusky and mike citro sandusky rapes children... ...and joe diragi is gay

Why did the Germans conquer Poland so quickly? Heavy military manufacturing and Blitzkrieg battlefield tactics.

What's funny about four black guys driving off a cliff in a Cadillac? They were my friends...

Q: Why does a hamburger doesn't taste like an ice cream? A: Because.

I used to say "I used to be an adventurer like you but then I took an arrow to the knee" like you but then I took an arrow in the knee.

Whats tha difference between blacktop and an airplane wing??? Well, alot. I bet you knew that.

What did little ben get for christmas? A dead grandma

In the movie "Sherlock Holmes". Why is Sherlock Holmes gay???? Because he was chasing "Blackwood".

Did you hear about that anthony weiner guy. He is very depressed, and your mother has cancer.

What does the kid with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A: arms and legs

When a mommy and a daddy love each other very much... and after being married for 39 years... They get divorced

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