- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the clown get in the car? Because he can.

Yo mamma's so fat, she's self-concsious about her weight and is embarassed when people make fun of her weight which makes her escape to her only friend, food, which makes her even fatter, so she will never lose weight until society accepts her and is not so prejudice towards overweight people.

A horse walks into a bar, and the barman says "why the long face?" The horse replies, "I am Sarah Jessica Parker."

Mickey Mouse peed on a house what color was it? It wasn't a color, or any pee for that matter. Mickey Mouse is a fictional character for children's amusement.

How do you get a clown off a swing? Hold his family at gun point

What did the construction worker bring with him to work? - Tools

How do you kill a dumb blonde? Stab them in the chest 43 times.

How do you make an egg laugh? You can't. Eggs are inanimate objects which are incapable of emotion, thus laughter.

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MATH: if for every 1 minute for billy is 5 minutes and every 5 minutes is an hour than billy is on acid and needs to come down.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? He said "Get in the car".

1,000 people get out of a plane , who hits the ground first? The DEAD guy!!!!

What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? Neither one can ride a bicycle.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The grass is always greener on the other side.

Why were The Beatles so popular? People across the world enjoyed their music.

How do you teach a kid to ski you strap it to the back of a polar bear

A horse walks into a bar. The owner promptly calls a local farmer to let him know that his horse has escaped again.

Q:What do you find in the middle of a pile of dead babies? A:Another dead baby!

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know I'm not a bird physcologist

How do you send Harry Potter a post card? Get an owl to send it to his house.

Why didn't the boy eat his soup? It was to hot.

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Two men walk into a bar. You would think the second man would have seen it. Made by Bobbie Pummel

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