- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

What's funnier than 9/11? Nothing. 9/11 wasn't funny. It was a terrible tragedy, the most tragic in U.S. history. If you think that is funny you are a sick person. By: Logan in South Dakota

What do you call a white guy sitting on a bench? The NBA.

I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! What's good for the goose Is good for the gander I'm Donald Trump!

Who is it?

What caused the man to become blind? He took an arrow to the knee.

Yo mama's so fat, she had a lap-band procedure.

John has 37 candy bars and eats 36 of them? What does John have? Diabetes, John has Diabetes.

why did the man go to prison? he was a serial rapist.

Thank you, you remind me that I am not insane, just because I believe we humans can accomplish more, by uniting as one, rather than fighting one another. I feel as if I belong somewhere else, yet the question remains always, are people such as you better, or are we relics from the past?

What do you call someone who's sad? A depressed person

Vaginal secretions

A police officer walks into a bar. He uses the ATM and withdraws 20 dollars. After greeting the bartender he leaves the establishment and proceeds to go on duty. The cop was really friendly.

I've got 99 problems and they're all stressing me out and causing me to be very unhappy.

A boy walks home from school. On his way home some bullies stole his kite. When the boy got home he was greeted by a police officer that told him that his parents had been killed. The boy started crying and the Police officer said " whats wrong?". The boy replied " some bullies stole my kite".

why did miles cross the road? Because hes gay

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He didn't, he died in the middle of this task.

A man bets that his friend can't drink five beers in a row. His friend does it and says "See, I told you I can do it!" The man replies "No, I can't see, I'm blind."

Knock knock Who's there Evan Evan who Evans erectile area is largo with Sarah plains pudding

I know 7 facts about you: 1. You're reading this. 2. You hate this overused shit. 3. You may think I will skip a number. 5. And you hate me much more. 6. You have seen porn. 7. You want me to kill myself. I am just gonna go suicide.

I hate Jews The Holocaust

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles

what this: b a dead one of these: p

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??