Shape like a book, have papers like a book, have a cover like a book, and could be read like a book. But it's not a book, what is it? A dictionary

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Living in Africa.

roses are red violets are blue i bribed a hobo to eat my poopoo

what porn does a nugget watch nugget porn.

Like this if you want people to stop asking to have their jokes liked.

What is the #1 cause of pedophiles? Sexy children

a white guy walks into a black guy bar who walks out. A. half black half white baby.

Don't you just hate it when somebody is saying something interesting and they don't finish their sentence?

A: knock knock B: the door is open, why don't you come right in?

What is pink and stuffy? Pink stuff

A man walks into a bar........ gets eaten by a lion.

What is similar between a penguin and a newspaper? If you kill a penguin, then grind it up into a fine powder, then the penguin becomes a newspaper.

What do you call a Mexican kicking a ball? A soccer player

Wife says to husband, who works is programmer, "Honey get out of bed there is a bug in the bed". Husband says "ok."

whats something you really wanna call a black person it starts with an "N" and ends in an "R" A. Friend i was joking about the "N" and "R"

A baby is cold and won't drink it's milk It's dead

How do you make a clown sad? You kill his family.

What does a chicken get for Christmas? A trip to the processing plant.

Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

What do you call a horse with two legs? A kangaroo

Why did the Mexican mow his neighbors lawn? Because the Mexican was 12 years old and his neighbor was paying him $20 to mow the lawn.

How do you get a clown off a swing set? You throw an axe at his head when he's not looking.

Why didn't Santa deliver presents until the night after Christmas? You should go ask someone who knows.

don't do anything i wouldn't do first

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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