A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic and its killing his family.

Wow! I've seen this joke before!

xCh3wyy is the biggest fail in the entire universe. If you head to www.youtube.com/xxch3wyyxx You will see how much he fails. Please dislike his horrible video and tell him to suck a prick.

hey jimmy! hey bob -.- jimmy, pls pls explain how to do this.. ): see your mom? yea... do it like we did her (OOOHHHH!)

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? Go ask your mom.

Whats the difference between Jesus and the Pope. Jesus died 2 thousand years ago

Knock Knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who Doctor Octagonapus! BLAAAUUUUGGGHHHH

What's brown and sticky? Anal

Why cant Helen Keller drive a bus? Cuz she's dead!

Why did the man go bra shopping? Cause he is a single father and his teenage daughter needs a new one.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

MATH: if for every 1 minute for billy is 5 minutes and every 5 minutes is an hour than billy is on acid and needs to come down.

What did the bank clerk say to the robber when he demanded all the money in the drawer? "Okay."

Knock Knock. Shut up.

Why couldn't the mute kid tell his mom the house was on fire? Casue he fell down the stairs and broke his hands...

Want to hear a joke? 12 year olds

Q: why are black people so much darker than white people? A: genetics.

what do you call a man who is addicted to alcohol... an alcoholic

What do you get from M&M bags? M&Ms.

Once upon of time there was a chicken. It crossed the road and everybody made fun of him. The End

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is hard to know things like that.

Knock Knock. What's up? Oh, nothing much, you? Yeah, you know, same old, same old. Cool.

Knock knock. Who's there? Big Brother. Big Brother who? That's right. ALL are who, Akbar!

Q. Why dont people like rian mcreesh ? A. Because he smells bad and gives off a creepy vibe ...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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