Pacient: Doctor Doctor i think im becoming a vegetable... because of my heriditory bone marrow mutation

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What's worse than fingering your sister and finding your father's wedding ring ? 3 bee stings.

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cory

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What do you get when you mix a teenager with a tanning bed? Cancer

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man: im hungry can i have a sandwich wife: go make one man: then what are you gonna do

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Macy's was having a giant sale.

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Jamie Oliver eats a chip

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how many dead babies can you fit into a bath tub i dont know i didnt get the chance to fill it up yet

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What's black, blue, red, green, white, purple, orange, yellow, etc.? Last I checked, a bunch of colors

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PENIS that is all

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Roses are red Violets are blue I like pussy Because it feels really good when I stick my penis inside her vaginal opening

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an ethopian thanksgiving

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage?

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Why doesnt Santa deliver presents to black children Because santa doesnt exist

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Why is it scientifically proven that even Spider-Man would be a match for Superman? Because none exist. Moral: The only Super Hero... not scientifically proven, but I exist so that makes me stronger than both of them!

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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I swear to god it wasnt me Dont swear to go its a sin !

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There is a law in california that says that women are not allowed to drive with house coats.

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What did the flag say to the pole? It dosnt

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If your fighting an octopus on mars how many lamps does it take to repair a dog house? Nine because a toaster cannot ride a bicycle.

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A man with his masters degree, has a great job, and gets good money. Has a wife and kids. He is very successful.

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teacher: say ur alphabet kid: abcdefghijklmnoqrstuvwuxyz kid:wheres the pee teacher:half way down my leg

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What is dark in the darkness even if you shine a torchlight on it? A blackman

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A baby is cold and won't drink it's milk It's dead

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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