- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How can humans fly? Well if you run and jump of a cliff...nevermind you would just smash your face on the ground. I guess that isn't technically flying.

roses are red, violets are purple, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't

a man paints himself yello shrinks himself and walks into a baber shop then he relizes that the sizers are yello so he gets cut up into shreds and dies. THE END!

Stephen Hawking

roses are red tulips are too, violets are violet, not freaking blue.

Roses are potatoes Violets are potatoes I like potatoes Potatoes.

What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa? Santa stops after 3 hos

Q: What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? A: You can't unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork.

What happens when you get hit in the face? You get hurt.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? A second one

What do chicken and babies have in common? They both taste like chicken.

Mike lost his arms in a car accident. Knock knock Who's there? Not Mike.

What do you call a schizophrenic Clown surrounded by 10,000 Amish gangsters, all armed with dildos? I don't know, but it would be a heck of a sight, wouldn't it?

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt it got hit by a truck before it got to the other side.

Once upon a time there was a man sleeping, Then he woke up.

Q. whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? A. A jew is a human of the jewish religion, and a pizza is food.

A guy gets murdered, because of the Reco act the whole gang he belongs to goes to jail as well. They cry in their beds

What's sweet and tastes like candy? Candy, now get in the van.

A horse walks into a bar. Realizing the severity of the situation, the bartender heads toward the exit... stumbling over a chair.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Parkinsons, ;oshgfs;jgbRHG

what will you never loose if you play world of warcraft your verginity

Why did the plane crash The pilot, being an uneducated pilot, crashed the plane as he didn't have proper training, and the whole of the passengers died.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "why the long face" The bartender then sees the horse's broken leg and proceeds to buy him a free drink.

Theres this black guy who goes to a gun shop and buys a .45 and then goes to get a permit and uses it responsibly....

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