What did the atheist say as Jesus walked past? nothing, he ran to the nearest bar and called the insane asylum.

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Do u take sugar?

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A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked: "Why the long face?" The horse said: "My wife just died."

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Why was the girl running? She had to catch her bus.

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How are a black man and a banana similar? They are both intelligent human beings, except for the banana.

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I got a boner from the waitress touching my shoulder, please dislike this

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How do you pick up girls in Auschwitz? With a dustpan

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Whats Funnier than a clown? Woman's Basketball.

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WHO THE FUCK IS NERO AND THAT BITCH THAT CLAIMS TO BE NOT NERO BUT NOT NEROMETAL OR WHATEVER? THEY BOTH CLAIM TO BE THE FUCKING MORAL MAN? I STARTED MY RISE TO INFAMY FOR LIKE... Fuck, when I was still studying, it was a fucking social project to prove that others opinions DO NOT MATTER SHIT IN THE END! And now these bastards (some cult faggot and Some "Nerometal" which are probably the same queer) CLAIM TO BE THE MORALMAN? I AM THE MORAL MAN! I AM YOUR FRIENDLY RAPIST/SOCIOPATH! YOU FAKE QUEERMASTERS! I CHALLENGE YOU!

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What's Green and has four wheels? A green car

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Q: Why is it when geese fly in a V that one side is longer than the other? A: There are more geese on that side.

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What did the kid with turrets CHEESE! say to his mom.

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Hello.

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Why was the bus company sued? For substandard national safety regulations

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What's invisible and smells like carrots ? Rabbit Farts

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If you search "fat black man" on Google, you will find many reesults about black people who happen to be chronicly obese.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one. It should only take one person to demonstrate such a simple task, regardless of their hair color.

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Why couldn't the horse open the door? - Because it was locked...Beeeeeeeeeeeeeef Jelly

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What is worst then 9/11? What? Tiger woods

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why did the man fall off his bike? someone threw an oven at him

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What's worse than the WNBA? The Cleveland Cavaliers.

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Did you hear about the kid from Oklahoma? No. Yeah, he died.

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So coool! How did you do that dinosaur!?

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Fact: 100% of people who drink alcohol will die.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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