- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

can people thumb up the evil dead statment below please... its important to me. (and the cup joke below) thanks people , ur great.

Who made it down the cliff first the blonde or brunet? The brunet, the blonde had to stop for directions

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Half a worm... What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being Gang-raped!

What's fat and ugly? Your face ... But only if its fat and ugly

How did the Nazis torture someone? They inserted a glass tube in the penis and flicked the end so that it shattered.

Your mumma is so fat that she wears large clothes.

Why was the little boy afraid of the dentist because he was a pedophile

Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead.

A man is walking on the beach and notices a shiny brass lamp on the ground. He picks it up, polishes it and then sells it for a reasonable amount of money at a local pawnbroker.

how do you poke a chinese person in the eye? with a credit card!

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

Knock knock. Who's there? Jim. Oh, come in Jim!

What happens when two elephants go out in the rain? They get wet.

How do you survive the zombie apocolypse? You avoid dieing or being mutated in the living dead.

What did the lactose intolerant boy say when he accidentally drank some milk? Nothing, he went into anaphylactic shock and couldn't breathe.

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not?

Dude, you were so drunk last night that you got in a terrible car accident, and now you are paralyzed from the waste down for life.

What's the difference between the Hulk and the Thing? One's green.

What has 17 eyes, 43 toes, 11 feet and, 9 heads? A 17 eyed- 43 toed- 11 footed- 9 headed monster.

Why did the chicken cross the street? I don't know really

A Christian and an Atheist are in a bar, the Christian turns to the Atheist and says "If you don't believe in god you will go to hell." The Atheist replies "Your Mom doesn't believe in god." And then turns around to order another drink.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your BANANA.

A deranged serial killer walks into a bar. No one leaves because he looks like a normal guy.

AFTER PONDERING UPON YOUR SUGGESTION... I HAVE CONSIDERED, THOUGHT, SOUGHT TROUGH THE YELLOW PAGES OF WISDOM AND MIGHT, AND MY ANSWER TO THAT SUGGESTION IS... A DEFINITIVE, FIRM AND MANLY... Moral: MAAAAYBEEEEE?!?!?

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??