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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man is like a sledge hammer; if you compare him to a sledge hammer, he will hit you with a sledge hammer.

Whats funnier than a massacre? Everything.

Little Johnny walked into class one day. The teacher announced their would be a pop-quiz on the declaration of independence. Johnny passed. (ic3)

What is white but you can't see it? A bottle of milk around the corner.

Two polar bears, oddly enough, are sitting in a bathtub. One of them asks "Could you pass the soap?" The other obliges and gives him the soap.

Knock knock. Who's there? There's no need to ask this question due to the fact that most homes are built with peepholes nowadays.

If i knew people where coming i would have trimed my antlers

A man gets a new job working for his boss. The boss gives him more and more work and less pay. The man finely gets fed up, beats his boss in a fight, quits his job, and starts his own business. Historians later speculated that the man's life would serve as a perfect national allegory for the USA.

Roses are red violets are blue im a mass murderer and i will kill your family with no hesitation

a horse walks into an abandoned lighthouse , the lighthouse keeper is angered by this and ushers the horse to leave but the horse gets startled and kicks the mans bookshelf over before galloping away

why was the little boy crying? he was at his mother's funeral.

Q: What did the redneck say when he ran out of beer? A: I need more beer.

What would you do if I walked onto your property and started to smash up your mailbox with a sledge hammer? You would be very scared and most probably call the police.

What's 8 foot tall and can't breathe? Ryan Eisenhour

Does anyone know any good ways to piss off an Grammar Nazi?

You know what's wrong with Oprah? Generally nothing. She's a well-respected African American woman who happens to be quite wealthy and likes to share her wealth with other people.

Why did the stoner visit anti-joke.com? Because he was bored, and probably kinda high.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem, Penis knuckle.

A man walks into a store with a faulty washing machine. He provides a valid guarantee receipt at the customer service desk and it is replaced without an issue

What is the opposite of a joke ? Racism

What do you call a black priest? Holy shit.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farm was sold and he had no other place to go.

Knock knock. who's there? your dead cat, here you go.

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