When will pigs fly? When they grow horns

your sister has 1 boob thats funny

Believing in God may be a sign of autism Kappa

Why did the chicken cross the road? They had a sale on dresses on the other side.

Wanna hear a funny story? Sure. Ok,

You go on Nero, he got all red, not sure if he is mad or ashamed or both, but we can all tell that man is jealous. Employee.

what did the black mother think of her daghter's white boyfreind? i dont know i cant read minds

What do you call the black stuff in between an elephant's toes? Depending on the location of the elephant it is either dirt or it may be tar in the case of an elephant in captivity.

What's nappy,brown,intoxicated,and stealing my bike? A Blazed, black guy that stole my bike.

what did the kid with no hair get for christmas? cancer.

Whats worst then getting a paper cut. Being stabbed by a screw driver.

What has eyes but can't see? A blind person.

Why can't jokes spit?

When do doctors make house calls? When you're sick.

A black person went into a store and paid full price for his tv

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refridgerator

Why are the black people in Africa dying? Because the poverty rate is high and they don't have enough money to by simple things like medicine and mosquito nets to prevent AIDS, Malaria, and other infectious diseases.

Jesse is so fat that Roy is jealous of his big ass tits

What do you call a car that doesn't work? Broken.

whats the difference between boyscouts and a jew? boyscouts come back from camp.

why was six afraid of seven? prison changes a person

Why did the black lady pick out a white dress? Because she thought it was a pretty white dress.

chuck norris was shot yesterday... tomorrow is the bullets funeral.

Who is a pussy? Jeff Misner

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