Which hockey player has scored the monst goals of all time? He-Shoot-Si Scores

Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Sara

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Why does everyone love Randy Jackson? Well it's sure not because he's black.

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes, how may I help you?

A praying mantis is very graceful

Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow jumped over the salamander, macaroni and cheese

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because I pushed him.

I'm Polish.

Why is an elephant gray Because it's GRAY!!! duh

What did the asian kid do before he got a blood test? He studied.

Roses are black. Violets black. Guns are black. My van is black.

I've got a fever, and the only prescription is more ibuprofen...

What's the sound of one hand clapping? The same as two hands; just not as loud.

Roses are red Violets are blue I would love you But you are too ugly and overweight

Why did the black homosexual blind man want to go to the comedy club? He enjoys a good laugh

How many babies can you breast feed? 2

What's black and hangs from the trees in my backyard? Black berries!

LO AND BEHOLD!

What is the gay guy thinking about? Penis

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem, Whoop-dee-do.

When do you know when to stop making anti- jokes? when your done with your joke and click submit.

What do you call a moose with a 42 gauge shotgun pellet through its head? Open Season

What's the best part of having sex with twenty eight year olds? They are of the legal age

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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