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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the snowman afraid of the sun? Because he would melt that day and die

Why was the bartender's baby crying upstairs? Because it was being raped.

If my wife has got 6 oranges in one hand and 6 apples in the other hand, what has she got? No chance of stopping an uppercut.

Why do bears go to school on Sunday's? They don't, bears don't go to school.

What's black and white and red all over? I don't know either.

How many chickens does it take to cross the road? It only takes 1 chicken to cross the road. You don't need a lot.

whats bad about being black and jewish they have to sit in the back of the oven

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

What did Ed Gein get at McDonalds? The corpse of a worker he killed by the dumpster and hauled back to his shack to hang up and gut like a deer.

What do you call someone without legs or arms laying at your front door? Steve

Guy A walks into a bar and sits down beside guy B, they quickly spark up a quick conversation about golf, Guy B says "i hit the ball so hard, it soared 200 yards", Guy A quickly responds by saying "I hit your mom so hard!" Guy B responds "the jokes on you, my mom has herpes"

What did the transvestite say to the fox? 'scuse me, you've got something on your shoe.

Q: Why was the cook put in jail. A: He has killed 2 people and robbed several stores

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

What do you feel inside after eating an entire class of pre-schoolers? A stomach ache

Your momma so stupid, she speaks poorly and can't spell very well.

What do kittens and napkins have in common? You can sneeze into both of them except the kitten doesn't like it

What do you do when life gives you lemons? You apparently are not a fan of lemons what so ever, so you then throw them away, not knowing what to expect.

What did Osama Bin Laden say to Hitler? Nothing, because they clearly never made contact with each other, owing to the fact that Osama was born approximately 13 years after Hitler had committed suicide

What store adopted the dog ? The Pound

David shut the fuck up your cat has asthma and i dropped a weight on its little fucking head that pikey should of drowned it furthermore your sister looks like a greasy alien

A Duck, a Mexican guy and Helen Keller walk into a bar. The bartender asks "What do each of you want?" The duck doesn't respond because is is a duck. The Mexican guy doesn't respond because he doesn't know English that well. Helen Keller does't respond because she is dead.

First the lord created light by shouti... ...Then the lord travelled back in time in order to create voice before that. The lord then said "I almost logic and everything failed at the very beginning. he corrected himself and saw it was good,

What do you get when you cross a cow with an elephant? A deformed organism

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