Why did the boy dig a hole in the football field? He was blind and his parents were being quite irresponsible....However someone should probably fill in that hole, as that could be a hazard during a football game.

Who took the cookie from the cookie jar? Your mom

What's big and green and would probably kill you if it fell out of a tree? A pool table.

women's rights

So your driving your brick car and the steering wheel falls off. So how many pancakes does it take to fill your dog house? 12 because hamsters don't wear shoes

what did the McDonald's cashier say to the fat man ordering a large chocolate milkshake? you want some fries with that shake?

Q. Why did Obama cross the road? A. To collect taxes from the houses on the other side

What's the worst subject in school? None of them. You need school to get by in life. Get over it.

Once a upon a time there was a boy whom likes cheese. The boy: I like Cheese and thats the end of the story

What's the diffence between a pieace of fried chicken and a Jew? A Jew wouldnt scream in a fryer.

Why did the fireman wear red suspenders? He'd lost so much weight, due to AIDS.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

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A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

four blondes where on their way to disneyworld they see a sign that say disneyworld:left so they turn around wondering where disneyworld went

Roses are Red Violets are Blue This poem makes no sense Trampoline

what do you call something that dosint exist? nothing.

A horse walks into a bar, the bar tender says" why the long face". The horse, unable to comprehend English just shits on the floor and leaves

Why did the 2 black kids jump the barb-wired fence To get to the other side

(This poem is written by a dog) Roses are gray Violets are a different shade of gray Let's go chase cars

What's white and yellow with red all over? Vietnam War

Nathan likes butt games with African American men

A blonde walked into a hair salon. She got her hair dyed black, as she is sick and tired of jokes that scrutinize those with blonde hair.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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