Q: whats worse than being in the car for 1hour A: being in the car for 2 hours Made by: grant chapman:)

Why did the piano explode? Beacause someone planted an explosive inside of it.

why did the man jump out of the plane without a parachute? Im not really sure, maybe to commit a slow and painful suicide.

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Yo momma so old that she should be concerned about mesothelioma and asbestoses, as she may have lived during a period of increased asbestos use. She may also be at risk of osteoporosis and should take vitamin supplements daily to improve her rapidly deteriorating health.

How do u know what a ass is. You no once you meet adam mac.

Why did the Mexican cross the border? To get into the USA for a better lifestyle.

Knock,Knock Who's there? The Police, Your under arrest for urinating on a toliet.

Your mother is so fat that she has to undergo amputation of her foot because of type 2 diabetes.

how do you prevent a chicken from contracting aids?? you make him a little chicken condom.

Knock knock, who's there? Your mom! Oh I'm comming.

What's the difference between deer nuts and beer nuts? Beer nuts are $1.50 and deer nuts are under a buck.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding worms in your stool.

Knock Knock Whos there Cameron oh

Mogok Papiti.

You scream I scream We all screamed when the chicken crossed the road

SUCK MY NUTS

What did the prostitute say to the president of the United States? Good morning Mr. President. She had managed to leave the sex industry, finished her education and was doing secretarial work in the White House.

A blond, a brunette, and a red head are stranded on an island. They all die of starvation.

What happened to the man who poo'd too much? He started to eat less because his bowell movements started to cause him serious pain.

A black man walks into a house and is shot because it is not his house and it is 2 in the morning.

A mountain goat walks into a bar, the bar mans asks ''so, what will it be?''. The other customers question the mental integrity of the bar man, as goats cannot talk.

Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. An orange.

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