A guy walks into a bar and laughs. Later, a green, homosexual dinosaur dentist escorts him out to play a houdini banjo.

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Why did the scarecrow get promoted? He was outstanding in his field

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Q: Why was the child sad? A: because a doctor was taking bullet fragments out of his chest.

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A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

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Did you hear about the man hear about the man who lost an arm and a leg in a car accident? He's alright now.

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What do you call a person who kills there own child? Casey Anthony.

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Why did the mans nuts itch he had crabs

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What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? Please, not the nails.

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What did the little Jew boy get for Christmas? nothing he is a Jew, he doesn't celebrate Christmas.

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What noise did Helen Keller make when she fell out of the window? None. She wasn't aware that she was falling and died immediately upon impact. @rowakaflocka

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a murderer sees a young child left alone at a park... he promptly finds the childs mother and returns her to her home.

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What is the black stuff between elephants toes? Slow natives

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Person1: Man I had the worst day ever. Person2: Worser than the holocaust.

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Terminator XXXIVXXX Regensisysydioniosis. Watch as the terminators return in this year`s summer blockbuster, they return to a time before the birth of Connors grandfather and manage to destroy the world, then the only decision left is for humanity in another timeline to travel back as the terminators are destroyed, but they travel back again so that! But that wont happen before Terminator: Los Pollos Hermanos.

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What starts with f and ends in u-c-k? a:****

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What does a blonde say when she wants to order a large pizza ? "Hi, I would like a large pizza, please."

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What's funnier than 24? Nothing, 24 is just a number. There's is nothing humorous about it. Go away.

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Their was three black men that walked into a bar. They then ordered three drinks and had sex... I lied about walking into a bar

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Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

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Your mamas so stupid, her IQ is lower than the average person of her age group.

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Whats wrong with me? Your alive.

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Apirl showers bring... Tornadoes that kill families

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What do you call a 5000 pound gorilla? Obese - gorillas should weigh around 400 pounds.

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Kirstie Alley is soooo fat! How fat is she? Well, she's so fat that she's in grave danger of developing heart disease, and death

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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