Why is Justin bieber gay? Because he is atracted to men

What comes after 69? mouthwash

Q: Where do you go when its cold? A: A corner because its 90 degrees.

mitchell palmer sucks

Hey guess what? What? You're a Tree.

A Muslim on a plane yells out "Hijack!" Jack replies with "Hello" and the two engage in a casual conversation for the duration of the flight.

why did the hedge hog cross the road? To get to his 'flat' mate!!

Why did the welshman cross the road? To violently hump sheep.

What do you call a woman outside of the kitchen? Out of place.

Whats worse than Sandy Hook Massacre? 9/11

How man people does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1 an electrician

Sometimes i like to paint myself red and then curl up into a ball and pretend i'm a tomato.

*see an orphan* Knock knock Whos there Not you parents ...

A miserable man committed suicide.

what has one ear, one leg, one eye, one arm, and is Jewish half a Jew

Why did the girl fall off the swings? She had no arms

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? He has retinopathy of prematurity and was born blind.

Well, you see, I'm an extractor fan.

What did the black man do when his Polish friend died of cancer? He fertilized his front lawn as it was beginning to burn due to overexposure of the sun.

what did the doctor say to the wery fat man? you have diabetes

what's worse than 10 dead babies in one trash can? 1 baby in ten trash cans

Why are anti jokes so repetitive? Because you're reading too many, get off your computer.

How do you not get disappointed at the ending for "Mass Effect 3"? Don't play the game, dumbass.

whats the similarities between an xbox and michael jackson? there both made of plastic and they both get turned on by children

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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