Why did the man laugh as he sat in the electric chair? He was being tickled by the guard.

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Why was Barack Obama wearing a Justin Bieber T-Shirt and slapping you with a pitchfork? Because you didn't listen to me when I told you to stop doing shrooms

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Why was the boy sad? He was harassed by his mum who died in the 1800's and went into a depressive state in which he drove himself to death using a pair of pliers and a rechargeable battery. No, he really just stubbed his toe.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

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don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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Whats worse than dropping your ice cream cone Your dad having brian cancer

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Hillo, its Spodermen, teiling u i fuked ur bich.

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Why is Texas so hot? The sun

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My wife is dying of terminal brain cancer."

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What is brown and sticky? A stick

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Why was the cancer ward sad? They just lost a patient who couldn't ward off cancer.

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why was the pineapple bullied at school? cuz it was a pineapple duhhhhhhh

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Why did the man throw his son out the window? His house was on fire

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What's the difference between a horse and a house? 1 letter.

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Q: Why did the son of the dad who went fishing with him die? A: Well, he was either eaten by a shark or drowned while being the bait before that.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

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What's worse than anti-jokes? The holocaust.

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A man named Jake walks into a bar. The bartender says hi jake... The End

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Why did the joke feel paranoid? Because everyone kept laughing at him.

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What did the boy say after he fell out of the tree? Nothing, he died.

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Q. What is Black, White, and Red all over?? A. A girl just having sex and her Cherry broke all over your dick..

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What did the pregnant teen get for Christmas? A miscarriage

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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