What do you call a gynochologist named John? John

yo Mama so stupid that she took a piece of paper and taped it on the t.v and called it paperview.

What did little Timmy get for Christmas? Abandoned

Why did the boy take the train to school? Because he lived quite far away.

What's worse than getting a parking ticket? Getting Cancer.

What does a black guy get for Christmas? your bike.

What day is it today? It's "Jack Daniels Day" according to that guy with the shopping cart filled with kittens.

"My, what big teeth you have!" exclaimed Little Red Riding Hood. "Because I'm a wolf," explained the wolf. "And I dress in women's clothing because it makes me happier."

How did the blonde die? Frogs teleported from the future and brutally murdered her with forks.

What do Justin Bieber and corn have in common? They are both fruits. Except for the corn.

On Wednesday night, a drunk man was walking on the cliffs of dover. his funeral was saturday.

knock knock. who's there? me. me who? shut up im robbing you.

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Did you hear about the Polish couple taking selfies while on vacation in Portugal? They fell off a cliff and died in front of their children. True story.

What do Ethiopians do on Fridays? Starve.

Why did the car catch fire? It was parked in Ferguson, MO

What's the difference between a Jew and a Canoe Well one is a human, beating heart, and the other is a small boat you row in

Why did the boy fall over? Because he broke his leg. Why did the second boy fall over? Because he was having a seizure.

A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

Knock knock. Who's there? There's no need to ask this question due to the fact that most homes are built with peepholes nowadays.

Why the african children was sad? - Because an octopus bite his arm

When life gives you carrots, don't make carrot juice, because it's gross.

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What do people call the completely paralyzed man with no eyes? David, his name.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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