- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make an apple puff? Put the apple in a large pan with some water. Cover and cook gently for 20-25 minutes until soft. Add sugar and nutmeg to taste. Transfer to a bowl and leave to cool. Cover with pastry and bake until well-risen and golden.

What does greg and Ian have in common?

how do you make a plumber cry kill his family LOLOLOLOLOLOL

I typed in in a Anti-joke and realized it was kind of hard.

A sloth walked into the dentists he was confused

what happened to the retarded dyslexic? he retard on his 60th birthday and took up gardening.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who practices the Jewish religion. A pizza is an italian dish consisting of dough, cheese, and tomato sauce.

Did you know that if you rearrange the letter in "Gill Lube", you can spell "Gullible"?

What is little,red and its in the corner??? -strawberry in the corner

Why did the boy drop his ice-cream? It fell.

a man walks into a bad part of town he is shot 13 times and dies.

What's red and smells like metal? A tricycle. It's covered in blood.

What would you do for a kwuandike bar? Anything clean and sanitary that wouldn't provide harm to me or others near me

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!

What is your name? My name is Jeff

roses are red violets are blue i fucked your mom so did you

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Knock knock. Who's there? Stop fucking around I told you I was coming. I'm sorry. Come in.

two tomatoes are running and one stops to tie its shoe and the other says "Catch up!" This begins to put the first tomato on the spot and he runs after the second tomato without finishing his shoe and he trips falls and dies of severe brain damage

One day... Jack: Good morning Ben: Good morning The End.

What Is big, round, and looks like gaben. Gaben!

Why did the kid drop his football? He had a heart attack

What is green and red all over? A christmas tree that is internally bleading.

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