whats the difference between a black guy and pizza? a pizza can feed a family.

Q.How Do You Make 7 People Laugh? A.Tell Them a Good Joke.

Wats blue and always in the sky?? Cheese! Except cheese is not blue and it is not always in the sky... By Rachael Mcmullan

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he has no arms.

Once upon a time there was a man that was exercising and he pulled a muscle and had to have his arm removed. The end.

Roses are red, My name is Dave, This poem makes no sense, Microwave.

Q: What do you call men at sea? A: Sailors

how do you upset a black guy kill his family :)

Your parents shouldn't have met. I was thinking that as I contemplated suicide.

Q:what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile? A:get in the batmobile

Q:Whats 2+2? A: 4

what did one gay guy say to the other gay guy? want to suck dicks? (cause that's what gays do)

Whats the difference between Jesus and the Pope. Jesus died 2 thousand years ago

How did the fat guy survive the plane crash? Because he still in the food court at the airport.

Roses Are Red , Violets Are Blue , Go Die .

What's awesome that's awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Ketchup What else is awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Mustard

why did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

Wow! I've seen this joke before!

Q. What do you get when you put a Jew and Adolf Hitler in the same room? A. Trouble

hey jimmy! hey bob -.- jimmy, pls pls explain how to do this.. ): see your mom? yea... do it like we did her (OOOHHHH!)

roses are red vilits are blue get in the van or i kill you

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? Go ask your mom.

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic and its killing his family.

xCh3wyy is the biggest fail in the entire universe. If you head to www.youtube.com/xxch3wyyxx You will see how much he fails. Please dislike his horrible video and tell him to suck a prick.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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