- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How do you drown a black guy? A: Hold his head underwater and sit on his back.

Rarity: "So, what is that splendid frock of yours saying?" Maud Pie: "It doesn't talk. It's a dress."

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

a man walked into a bar.the bar was metal and he cracked his skull

Yesterday i ate an owl with all the feathers on it

A man walks into a barbershop. He gets a crew cut and leaves.

What is yellow and white and goes 150 miles down a railroad track? a duck.

To mama's so fat that her escape velocity in her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s

Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability.

theres a straight guy, a gay guy ,and a jew the weird part is the straight guy hits on the jew and the gay guy which make the situation all akward.

Why did the Chicken cross the road Because he was not happy with his life at a chicken due to the fact take he was going to get eaten by a black man so he hoped that if he crossed the ride and got hit by a car and die he would regenerate into a poisonous frog

But who would want to sell us out and why?

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle.

Ask me if I'm a cucumber. Are you a cucumber? No.

Whats the best thing about having sex with twenty eight year olds? There's twenty of them.

How does Moses like his tea? Hebrews it.

3 guys walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

what did the pumpkin muffin say to the blueberry muffin? nothing, because muffins can't talk.

Haunnaka in 1940's Germany. six thousand people die. in one minute.

What is blue and feels like fluff? Blue fluff

Whats worse than finding a worm in an apple? Getting shot in the gut What's worse than that? Getting raped in the hole made by the bullet

Whats the difference between an aboriginal and a deer? Nothing, infact they are quite similar, they have no house and smell like wild animals and jaywalk.

How do you piss of camon? Have sex with shelby!

What is pink and gets wet a tounge

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