- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a newborn son? The proudest moment of your life. What do you call a newborn daughter? A disappointment.

What did one duck say to the other? "Quack" Ducks don't talk. But if it were to say something it would probably mention how it is concerned about the fact that the majority of people on the internet don't know what ducks say to each other.

Why did the janitor commit suicide? He was sick of people's shit.

why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

How do you know if you are an alien? When you start maulesting sea creatures for their milk

Q: What's green and goes through walls? A: A pickle, you just have to throw it really hard.

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? we will never know he never opened it

Roses are red, violets are blue, can I have a ball? No these can't be removed

Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape his burning car wreck.

Its true... Chuck Norris has no hair on his balls. Because hair doesnt grow on steel.

Why did the black man offer the girl flowers? It was his niece's birthday.

How did Jimmy get hit by the car? He dropped his Ice cream cone.

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What's worse than 1 bee sting ? 2 bee stings What's worse than 2 bee stings ? the holocaust what's worse than the holocaust ? 3 bee stings

Q:how do you save a black guy from drowning A: you shoot him

a white guy walks into a black guy bar who walks out. A. half black half white baby.

A man and a woman are having sex. The man finishes and says, "Oh, God, I hope you're on the pill." The girl says she isn't and begins to cry. Lacking a job or a stable life, the man leaves the woman. The woman has an abortion and suffers irreversible damage to her ovaries.

one time when i bought a sonic blast they gave me a regular? size spoon and i was like this is a huge inconvenience.

i am an arrow and i did not hit your knee!f

Whats the diffrence between a white and a black guy? one of them is black

why did the mexican stab those people? why? he didn't you racist

whats does a dog cat spider and rat have in common?the dog cat and rat are all mammals.Exept for the rat idiot!!you should have figured THAT out before!!!

Why did the feminist complain? that's what they do

why did the person cross the road? to catch the chicken

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