Knock Knock ...Does anybody know how to use a goddamn door bell these days?

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Whats worse than Sandy Hook Massacre? 9/11

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*see an orphan* Knock knock Whos there Not you parents ...

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Women's rights.

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What do you call a woman outside of the kitchen? Out of place.

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What do you call your mom after she brings a guy home from a bar? A very caring woman because she doesn't want him driving drunk.

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What comes after 69? mouthwash

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What did the black man do when his Polish friend died of cancer? He fertilized his front lawn as it was beginning to burn due to overexposure of the sun.

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A Jewish man walkes into grocery store. He buys some groceries, and leaves.

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A miserable man committed suicide.

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A Muslim on a plane yells out "Hijack!" Jack replies with "Hello" and the two engage in a casual conversation for the duration of the flight.

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Sometimes i like to paint myself red and then curl up into a ball and pretend i'm a tomato.

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whats the similarities between an xbox and michael jackson? there both made of plastic and they both get turned on by children

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first one says "Boy, it sure is hot in here." The second one says "Holly shit! A talking muffin!" As muffins generally don't talk.

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How do you not get disappointed at the ending for "Mass Effect 3"? Don't play the game, dumbass.

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Why are anti jokes so repetitive? Because you're reading too many, get off your computer.

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Q: Where do you go when its cold? A: A corner because its 90 degrees.

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what did the doctor say to the wery fat man? you have diabetes

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Hey guess what? What? You're a Tree.

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why did the hedge hog cross the road? To get to his 'flat' mate!!

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Why is Justin bieber gay? Because he is atracted to men

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what has one ear, one leg, one eye, one arm, and is Jewish half a Jew

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? She had no arms

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WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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